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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I doubt he can scratch his balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

If he tried he may accidently crush them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i doubt he can even walk through a door without turning sideways

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[–] Kecessa 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Had a buff friend (but not even close to that) that had to reach for his seatbelt with his right hand because his biceps didn't give him enough flexibility to reach for it above his shoulder with his left hand and sometimes he would need to pull on his right arm with his left hand to give himself enough reach...

It gets pretty ridiculous at some point...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I am not buff at all and have hypermobility so I can put my arms in positions most people can't and I still use the other hand, so if I am driving the right and if a front passenger than the left, not sure by your description if that's what you meant

[–] Kecessa 2 points 1 month ago

Sure you can still do it even if you don't need to, but he was physically unable to reach his seatbelt with the hand that's on the same side even if he tried

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that not how most people buckle their seat belts?

[–] Kecessa 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can reach over my shoulder or behind me with my left arm...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not saying it's not possible just much less effort to use your right hand over your chest. At least for me anyway idk I'm 6'3" and drive a smaller car so that might be why.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really need job regulations. In my country if you gonna fire someone you have to pay a lot of money, this way companies think twice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That's true in the US too. If someone is fired without cause, the company has to pay unemployment.

I've been the manager of completely shitty, toxic people who cause harm to the company and lead to massive turnover of other staff, but was unable to fire them because they showed up on time and met dress code, and corporate wasn't gonna pay for unemployment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Massive turnover and being toxic should be a good cause?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with loving animals and crying over their suffering.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

And in fact, if someone doesn’t care about the suffering of animals, I want nothing to do with them.

[–] arandomthought 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And he wouldn't even fit into that dumpster to help the poor animal. =(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro is juiced enough to just turn it upside down and shake it all out.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what this racoon could've being doing if it was him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mad science idea: What would buff raccoons do?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No comment except: same

[–] UrPartnerInCrime 10 points 1 month ago (35 children)

The internet: Body shaming isn't right

This thread: Yeah this guy's a freak and I would never want to look like that.

Good job guys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. I've been utterly disgusted by so many people in this thread and kinda regret ever posting this. At least I found a whole lot of people I can tag as being problematic as shit to keep an eye on. I don't know how anyone in their right mind believes that it is okay to mock someone based off of the way they look. I kinda do it off of actions. Doing it off of looks is just childish horseshit and I expected better of people here. They should feel incredibly fucking ashamed of themselves.

All these pathetic redditors who left the site but not the mentality.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is he able to move his arms or are they too big to like move around and stuff. Idk what I'm trying to say. It just looks like it's hard to even hold his phone properly lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's as high as he can raise his phone. There's a reason that he has to use a mirror to take a selfie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Range of motion is probably noticeably reduced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

stay strong bro

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That looks restricting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This isn't a shitpost, it's a little touching and breaks down stereotypes. Well done OP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I rescued baby raccoons from a dumpster once.

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