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[–] clay_pidgin 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's really good creative writing and really bad LinkedIn posting.

[–] JackRiddle 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be good creative writing if you couldn't feel the vast corporate void behind these words

[–] sunoc 9 points 2 weeks ago

No no no, that’s what gives flavor to the text!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Eh... if this were written in high school it'd be promising. In college, not a bad first draft. In grad school, if this is the result of several revisions then you're definitely not top of the class.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would consider it excellent linkedin posting!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not even good creative writing either, it’s just nice sounding words devoid of actual meaningful substance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well, there’s meaning, but it’s the idiotic “you should hustle e.g. it’s not your employers job to teach you but rather you should spend time outside of work leveling up tech skills to stay competitive.”

Where’s the

“He had been doing bootcamps every day now, 4 hours a night after his 8 hour day, and had no mental energy to spend on his wife, so she left him in that situation too, because the idea that you should devote your entire life to generating value for a corporation is bonkers.”

[–] ZombiFrancis 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Fictional characters unable to sustain marriage for three months."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Because they didn't work hard while working!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Is this fucktard trying to imply it's the dude's fault for not having a job after 3 months? I don't have ajob after 20 months not because I don't have skills to do the job. I cannot express myself as easily. Still I am taking the L. I don't have any choice. Our society isn't exactly built on understanding.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

@[email protected]’s wife didn’t look back as she left him sitting alone in their - his - bedroom. If only he had used Indeed to match employers with quality candidates.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol. I am glad to not have a wife or gf. It would be hell on everyone involved. Having borderline personality disorder sucks that bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are some hospitals who offer Dialectical behavioural therapy and specialize in Borderline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have been undergoing DBT for a while now. I am doing fairly well. But, it is not easy in this economic climate, especially when I am completely dependent on my parents. It feels shameful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dealing with mental health issues is almost never easy, and I can't imagine how much harder it is if you have to think about the financial side.

Thumbs pressed for you :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I am lucky enough to live in a country where therapy isn't too costly. In fact, my therapist rarely charges me because the hospital is charity run. I am really grateful for that, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

That guy's name? Tom Bombadil. He was left behind when hobbits revolutionised frolicking and not giving a shit about anything.