LinkedinLunatics

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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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ShlinkedIn.com (www.shlinkedin.com)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/23133390

(I am not affiliated with this project, just got to know about this. I am not advertising it (although there is no paid product here fot anyone to buy))

taken from the about page -

AN ALL-IN-ONE SATIRE SOLUTION Be a Thought Leader. ShlinkedIn is an open source social network where you can be anyone or anything. Rise the ranks from unpaid intern to Thought Leader and spread your business insights.

User comments -

I love making fun of this God-forsaker social media network, but @ShlinkedIn takes it a gigantic step further. Introducing a fully functioning satirical social netuork @shlinkedin.con/generator Big names on the platform already include Beff Jezos, Tony Stark and Got

Five seconds on LinkedIn and I want to escape back to @ShlinkedIn https://t.co/yaBRIsKYIN

A new kind of social media User generated ads. FauxNews. Next generation AI. Business Jabs. An entire economy consisting of "ShlinkPoints". Name a buzzword, and we built it.

Create an alter ego Sick of being you? On ShlinkedIn, you are a Titan of Industry. A marketeur. Create a persona and corner the market.

Be whomever you want to be.

Create an alter ego and that best represents you and your business interests. Reward your colleagues with endorsements.

Keep your friends close, but your colleagues semi-close. Reward your coworkers with endorsements and ShlinkPoints. And Business Jab those who betray you.

Grab some corporate revenge by "business jabbing". We don't know what that button does, but it's there if you need it.

Make your own ads Hate targeted ads? On ShlinkedIn, all ads are user generated, and you can buy (or "sue") at the touch of a button.

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So now I need a #fediverse based #linkedin alternative urgently @linkedinlunatics

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I honestly

do not know how my television works.

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Maaannnn (sopuli.xyz)
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Mindblowing (discuss.tchncs.de)
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And why are HR and candidate hashtags

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This guy is very very scared of Deepseek and all the potential malicious things it will do, seemingly due to the fact that it's Chinese. As soon as the comments point out that ChatGPT is probably worse, he disagrees with no reasoning.

Transcription:

DeepSeek as a Trojan Horse Threat.

DeepSeek, a Chinese-developed Al model, is rapidly being installed into productive software systems worldwide. Its capabilities are impressive-hyper-advanced data analysis, seamless integration, and an almost laughably low price. But here's the problem: nothing this cheap comes without a hidden agenda.

What's the real cost of DeepSeek?

  1. Suspiciously Cheap Advanced models like DeepSeek aren't "side projects." They take massive investments, resources, and expertise to develop. If it's being offered at a fraction of its value, ask yourself-who's really paying for it?

  2. Backdoors Everywhere DeepSeek's origin raises alarm bells. The more systems it infiltrates, the more it becomes a potential vector for mass compromise. Think backdoors, data exfiltration, and remote access at scale-hidden vulnerabilities deliberately built in.

  3. Wide Adoption = Global Risk From finance to healthcare, DeepSeek is being installed across critical systems at an alarming rate. If adoption continues unchecked, 80% of our systems could soon be compromised.

  4. The Trojan Horse Effect DeepSeek is a textbook example of a Trojan horse strategy: lure organizations with a cheap, powerful tool, infiltrate their systems, and quietly map or control them. Once embedded, reversing the damage will be nearly impossible.

The Fairytale lsn't Real

The story of DeepSeek being a "low-cost, side project" is just that-a fairytale. Technology like this isn't developed without strategic motives. In the world of cyber warfare, cheap tools often come at the highest cost.

What Can We Do?

Audit your systems: Is DeepSeek already embedded in your critical infrastructure?

Ask the hard questions: Why is this so cheap? Where's the transparency?

Take immediate action: Limit adoption before it's too late. The price may look attractive, but the real cost could be our collective security.

Don't fall for the fairytale.

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This guy is probably a millionaire btw

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