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[–] kersploosh 101 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably the first thing i would want to hear.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago
[–] SonicBlue03 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (6 children)

"humans make mistakes"

so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this

if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

We got insurance?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:

“Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️

[–] TriflingToad 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

We're insured, right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, the Shaggy defense

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago
  • Hey, shit happens
  • Could be worse
  • Whoops, wrong gear
  • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

"I told you."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

We should unionize

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Saved the eggs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

They're getting away!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I wasn't here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Damn thing broke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It was loud

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Good luck Jim

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.

I love you.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ruh roh raggy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oops, my bad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

How about "is everyone ok"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

See you tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not my problem

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This osha violation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I fucking quit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

oops ididit again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Shit. Is. fuuucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Get better racking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fucken' hell, man!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sue the engineer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Time to drink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Some shit broke

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