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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That last line is masterfully written

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

At press time, the pair had reportedly gotten into a blowout fight after Jasmine intercepted an anatomically impossible nude from one of Musk’s other girlfriend apps.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

your comment made me read the article.

agreed.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Man, almost ate this one. I hate this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Really? AI girlfriend app?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've seen the real news lately?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dude, he named his kid "X æ A-xii"...

Another one's called "Techno Mechanics" (nickname: Tau).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but celebrities and rich people have had trouble with names for a minute now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

https://sh.itjust.works/post/31410262

Wouldn't have thought this would fly either, yet here we are, in the dumbest of timelines. Yeah, if it's this fucker I have trouble anticipating just how insane he really is going to be today. I'll keep double checking, but not eating the onion gets harder and harder.

[–] ayyy 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, he can’t buy an AI girlfriend a horse after raping her like he does with the human ones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Confused, by "her" I had thought you meant a mare...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There are ai girlfriend apps?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Since like ten seconds after the AI bubble started

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Actually before too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I know, but GP didn’t seem to

[–] Naz 2 points 1 week ago

The weebs cornered the market on fantasy waifus decades ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AlecSadler 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You do know AI girlfriend apps exist though, right?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That doesn't explain how gullible someone could believe that this wasn't satire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You never talk to techbros at any length, do you

This tracks

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 3 points 1 week ago

The onion: Elon is a weabo Reality: He did a Hitler salute the day he was sworn into office.

I would think the second one was the made up one.