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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've seen the real news lately?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude, he named his kid "X æ A-xii"...

Another one's called "Techno Mechanics" (nickname: Tau).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but celebrities and rich people have had trouble with names for a minute now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

https://sh.itjust.works/post/31410262

Wouldn't have thought this would fly either, yet here we are, in the dumbest of timelines. Yeah, if it's this fucker I have trouble anticipating just how insane he really is going to be today. I'll keep double checking, but not eating the onion gets harder and harder.