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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Almost certain this is a Brazilian pizza

[โ€“] Lucidlethargy 8 points 1 day ago

Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Is it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Definitely a start.

[โ€“] captain_aggravated 8 points 2 days ago

This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No one would eat that abortion

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it's not appetizing

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.

A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.

I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Americans take things far too seriously.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

brazilians be like:

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (11 children)

average american first breakfast

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Beans on toast has piss in it??

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And theyโ€™d still call that a biscuit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?

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[โ€“] TriflingToad 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

doesn't have a Lemmy sub, but [email protected]

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Americans don't eat green olives.

[โ€“] anonymouse2 4 points 2 days ago

We call those salty grapes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah, thats good food.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd legitimately rather eat the food in the picture than whatever beans on toast is supposed to be

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