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Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

That is a right fit bird

I’d like to say “Hello police I’d like to report a murder” but even though he’s an ex-president, his still a black man. And calling the police even in jest is too dangerous.

I know! Those 3 line are god damn masterpiece in screenwriting. I guess I just got lucky

No but the kind of chicks who’d double up on a guy like me do.

Oh god I thought this was like the couch thing, a viral prank or something but no. It’s a real thing trying to make fun of Tim Waltz. God these people are the worst.

Eh, I prefer Mancala then any off your new fangled ‘board’ games

Connections Puzzle #432

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For the life of me I don’t understand how I missed blue but I did

Sorry Sentient, this isn’t a thing that’s happened but a thing that should. But you do have a chance to give Prodigy a go and for that I’m jelly. It a fun show that really gets the inspirational and aspirational thing about Star Trek.

You know Dal’s gonna get a wicked mural of a Klingon fighting a sahlat on the side of the new shuttles in the next season of Prodigy.

Don’t threaten me with a good time, you creepy old shirtball!

The common clay of old west.