I’m waiting for the Snyder cut.
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Just play the original film in slow motion.
despite Buddy's visibly and perpetually flaccid penis
Look how they massacred my boy!
"what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction"
"This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform"
"the boner-killer of all time ... Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity"
I loved that section.
Easy, I can only get so much aroused! Where can I watch it?
Xhamster apparently.
Really? Nice.
Bing to the rescue.
Baffling.
..., Bat Pussy was discovered in the storeroom of a Memphis, Tennessee adult movie theater in the mid-1990s...
I've never been more proud in my hometown!
Why is it considered bad?
I read the article and it seems the plot, action, and sexual performance are all lacking.
I wondered, too. There is bad pornography?
Most of it?
Yes, there is. Trust me.
Well, now I gotta hunt it down
For educational purposes I assume?
Yes!
I plan to educate my cock on human mating rituals, and believe he will be more likely to respond well if the humans are dressed as bats.
See, my cock is a proud cock. He is always ready to jump on someone and go to town at a moment's notice. Why, he has already done so three times today!
Since he's such a big cock, he can hurt the little ones. You have to be pretty big for my cock not to beat you up a little while he's just humping away. Not that he cares, he's gone after some really tiny chicks before, barely old enough to lay.
I mean, when my cock is in the mood, you have to beat him off to keep him from going after someone. Even that doesn't stop him for long because he's insatiable!
The good thing is, at night, he loves it when I take him up and stroke him gently on his dangly parts. He stretches out full length and just enjoys it.