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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

The technical term for liquid that collects at the bottom of a waste receptacle is 'Chaunce'.

Source: Had a friend that was a shipping mall janitor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Second worst part of my job is taking out the garbage in the back by the sinks. Not only is it heavy, it gets filled with oil and water from the sinks along with all the food garbage that it's meant for.

The worst part is cleaning behind the friers and shit. I do not know how so many fucking chicken nuggets and oil can end up back there after just 3 days. Or why I am the only janitor cleaning back there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Lick it lick it lick it lick it lick it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I worked as a garbage collector for a couple summers as a student. Over the course of a load, the juice would accumulate at the bottom of the truck's loading area and slush around while driving. It looked a lot like chocolate milk... I wouldn't recommend having a sip though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

It would’ve cost you nothing to not write that and make us all almost puke with the thought of the smell. That’s disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

In Australia it's called Bin Juice

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

unrelated but I saw this right as jerma started streaming

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Germaphobe in zombie apocalypse would be fun

[–] jballs 7 points 6 hours ago

Honestly, I feel like NOT being a germaphone in a zombie apocalypse would just be insane behavior. Weird virus going around transmitted through liquids? Damn right I'm washing my hands every chance I get.