cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I'd think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum
I've seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum is right up there with the wildest
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My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it's getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It's about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven't.
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He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
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F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
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It was a lot of people's jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment... none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It's not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
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Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Actually I think some of it is the weight he's lost recently.
But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Fuck, me too
Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.
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He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden
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Oh look an ad
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
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Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby....
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Maybe Pepsi is ok.
Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.
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I'm a "no, Pepsi isn't ok" guy, but I'm never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump's ass.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna piss on his grave.
I'll do rhyming later.
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It's pathetic watching these bootlickers
Weirdest part to me is that I really can't believe that he's drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there's concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.
Naw, I think it's because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it's diet coke or nothing. I'm in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.
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Diet Coke tastes like shit
Truth be told, I'd 100% prefer headlines like this over other nonsense that goes on.
The headline is still: “Company sucks up to Trump because line must go up” no different than most.
They're doing it in a harmless way and getting cheap publicity from playing him. Honestly this doesn't bug me nearly as much as the donations.
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A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
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He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
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Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don't need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
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