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[–] Deathmonger@lemmings.world 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've called the cops before, when it went beyond the point of spanking (which is legal) and into abuse.

More than a few times. People don't do it like they used to, but some people just don't care. Last time, I saw a woman hit her kid in the head with an open hand slap. But it was loud enough that people came around corners wondering what it was, and the kid had been knocked down by it.

The very first time I ever called the cops about something like that, a dude was literally stomping on his kid's hand. I was too young to realize I could have stepped in, but I sure as hell went to the pay phone outside the pizza place and called.

[–] JadenSmith 31 points 2 months ago

You're an absolute star for taking action mate, you did what you felt was necessary for the safety of someone else. Those are commendable actions for sure.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Stepping in if you're in the US means a good chance of being shot.

If anything sketchy is going on anywhere I immediately leave (and call the cops if something is bad enough), and I don't hang around to get shot by the cops.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Note that they mentioned “pay phone”. That was a time pre getting shot over nothing. The good old days.

[–] earphone843 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those days have always existed. We just have better optics on it now.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, they definitely didn’t exist like they do today. Always existed but not nearly at the same frequency.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States

[–] earphone843 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The conversation is about cops executing people, not mass shootings.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their first statement didn’t specify who was shooting.

[–] earphone843 2 points 2 months ago

They did, actually. They mentioned both the police and the abuser. Still no mention of mass shootings, though.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The real world is not an internet chat room. The vast majority of Americans aren't carrying guns.

[–] TriflingToad 0 points 2 months ago

people in chat rooms can't shoot me. People IRL can.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I have 2 friends that got robbed at gunpoint.

A significant portion of the population in red states is concealed carrying too.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I am legally obligated to speak up/report.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Mandated reporter squad role call!

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 13 points 2 months ago

Must be the US thing.

Maybe 25 years ago it was more visible.
Now, rare. But they probably beat them in private.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Murica!

Never seen that in my country even once in my whole life. I saw a guy beat his dog once and lots of people, including me, stepped in and held him till the cops came.

[–] Kerred@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I live in the US and never saw this, but I don't frequent Walmart. So not sure if it's an inaccurate stereotype or not.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I never see this.

My parents cared too much about their outward appearances. They'd put fear into me for a long time and then beat me and/or destroy my things at home.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Less pixels!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some shit needs to be immediatelt addressed. If the kid's trashin merchandise or attacking customers then yeah sure shake em out of it. But smacking a kid for whining or being a smartass? Nah you're an asshole.

[–] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: kids learn from their parents and the environment around them.

If the kid's trashing merchandise or attacking customers it means it regards violence to express their feelings / to get out their frustration as the norm.

And we usually learn what's the norm inside our households.

Don't beat your kids and don't let other beat theirs. It's never good for the kids.