this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Hehehehrhehehehe Took me a minute but i got there

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Eleven? Those are rookie numbers!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of this snippet from the first episode of Battlestar Galactica, which could be the title of the autobiography of a beleaguered tailor:

[Struggles and pants]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Why use many words when few do trick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Character is called Eleven and is panting. But the subtitle can also be understood as 11 pants, which is too many pants to pack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wow, I would have never gotten that. Thank you.

We all know that you don't need to pack a lot of pants for vacation. Shirts, underwear, socks--yes. But unless you're wading in bogs or something, you don't need a lot of pants.