this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Amazing work, lol

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Looks good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Connect and any half decent app as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

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[–] CaptDust 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[–] CaptDust 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[–] darkdemize 21 points 1 day ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

None as tall as Grant

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

I refute your science and insert my fantasy.

Shaq is leaning.

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