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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

On today's episode of "I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it, that's a great idea!"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I'd never considered this. Thanks for the idea, sign!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ex-retail worker here that spent a lot of time in aisles, counting inventory, etc.

Steal whatever you want; I don't care. Not my job to look after that shit and I wasn't paid enough for it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Former retail worker here.

I was never paid enough to care about shit other than directly keeping my job. So, you know, look busy when the boss was around.

I had to stop people from stealing big shit, like TVs and such.

A hungry looking kid grabbing some food to eat in an aisle and leave the trash? Just throw the trash away please, I'm not your fucking maid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Former bigbox manager here. The garden section is throwaway, no one gives a shit about plants. Come to me when garden tools and lawnmowers are missing.

Bad inventory practices are the leading causes of shrink. Any actual theft is securities problem.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny, I'm actually more inclined to do it now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe's. Don't do it at your neighborhood garden center.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? It's not like you're costing the shop money by taking trash off the floor. If anything you're more likely to spend money at the shop you do it at for supplies and such.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is likely to prevent people from cutting the plants and later saying they picked up a fallen bit.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, I doubt they actually care about people picking stuff off the floor.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The boots-on-the-ground staff absolutely does not give af. It's definitely middle management that's being bitched at by higher-ups that are scared of losing a fraction of a penny.

Source: middle management that gets bitched at by higher-ups that never set foot on the property.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 13 points 1 day ago

I don't even think management cares about actually picking up stuff from the floor, they want to stop people cutting off parts of plants and claiming they're taken from the floor.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

half of my succulents at home are from leaves that have fallen off in stores. sue me.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 284 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Pinching off a leaf seems icky, but fallen leaves are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

~~Abhorrent~~ Arbor-ent thief.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My father enjoys grafting plants, he has an apple tree with 15 types of apples on it. Come to find out he's been snipping tiny branches off apple trees at Home Depot....

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's awesome.

Honestly, grafting plants is like fucking alchemy in my mind. That shit is crazy.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

In the corpora-fascist future, all plants are copyrighted variants and you merely purchase a license to possess one plant.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not the future, man, that's the farms of today. Monsanto literally searches farms for seeds and will issue huge fines or cancel contracts if they find that farmers are harvesting seeds from their plants. Monsanto owns the rights to seeds.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is already happening. There's a company who copyrighted a breed of pineapple. They charge $400 for said pineapple and the company intentionally chops the top completely off, so that it cannot be propagated. Normally, you can take the green part of a pineapple, put it in the ground, and a few years later you'll have a new pineapple. It's ridiculous.

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is democracy manifest.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 day ago (2 children)

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

Are we talking about the 450 square meter store that looks like an industrial warehouse, or the 12 square meter handcrafted-everything boutique?

Cause if it's the former, I didn't see you shoplift a whole ass plant and if it's the latter and I see you clip the tiniest part of a plant, I'm calling you out loudly.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

It's a dick move to pinch leaves if for no other reason that someone else may want to buy that plant, and you're damaging it. Enough people do it, it's a dead plant.

Leaves fallen to the floor? Boutique or not, fair game. If you're willing to propagate from a leaf, you're probably not going to be buying whole plants anyway, and it doesn't hurt the store.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.

[–] [email protected] 179 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I’m thinking about it now.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

If I want to steal from you I will. You can try guilting me all you want but I just don’t care.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Maybe it is illegal in the sense that some succulents ARE invasive species

I do know that people go to garden shops looking for free material for growth lying on the ground, which id argue is unnecessary. Most people who own plants or a garden will happily share with you the fact if you show the ittyest bittiest piece of interest in them, and also share plants as well.

Hell I regularly give out succulent saplings for free or as a gift to friends and people I meet.

So yeah, you can just ask man, it's no biggie

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well how much is it worth? You going to ring me up for a leaf?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Executive boardroom

"How can we barcode each individual leaf? Surely this is an untapped market?" -some MBA

[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 days ago (18 children)

It's not theft, it's basically dumpster diving for living things. Living things that can grow in dirt with some water. They just see lost profit not an actual product loss.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I don't approve of shoplifting, but their cute new word makes me want to try it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how their primary focus here is teaching you the term and only secondary concern is anti-theft.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love how it reminds people that it's possible.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s one thing to ban snipping off nodes and such but fallen fuckin succulent leaves? Get the fuck out of here lol

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of reads like an instruction, not a discouragement.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

"no PLEASE don't spend half your paycheck here then get something for free :((( Pay me more money? I report u!!!!!"

Anyone know what store this is?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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