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[–] sbv 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Joel would do this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

~~Which end is that going into?~~

mustard is an interesting choice for lube

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Requiem for a Dream comes to mind..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That scene has burned itself into my mind 😢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Poor, poor Jennifer Connelly. :(

[–] sbv 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not as bad as Tabasco. Or so I heard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My original thought, too lol

[–] eth0slash0 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

mustard is an interesting choice for lube

Ahem, according to https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

Don't...

Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.

[–] Boozilla 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Good grief that link is a long list of gatekeeping BS for frikkin' hotdogs. I hate ketchup on a hotdog, but it doesn't bother me if someone else likes it. Why try to boss the world? Let people enjoy things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

After you take another country's food and put it on plain bread, you must create many arbitrary rules for serving and eating. Otherwise someone else could add one more element and make it their own national dish instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

People are bored and need something to feel special about.

That’s most of what we’re doing on this planet.

“Look at me! I’m a conquer!”

“Look at me! I don’t eat ketchup on my hotdog!”

“Look at me! I swear I’m just a little bit special!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is kraut acceptable? It better fucking be acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With the size of that thing, this would end in more of a french kiss tongue in throat kinda situation i think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The sausage would be inside both people at the same time 🤮

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

furiously takes notes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

both of you try to swallow it whole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Doesn't want to Lady & the Tramp that sausage, but wants to talk about it? 🤔