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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(Go stick your head in a pig!)

Come to think of it, "share and enjoy" is exactly the way I would expect an AI-generated YouTube video to end.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Got a new laptop recently. Copilot pops up, so I asked it how to permanently disable Copilot.

It gave me a wordy non-answer, along with a "fun fact" about my local area

totally relevant and not creepy at all.

Then, after I demanded it tell me how to permanently disable itself, Copilot gave me a completely wrong answer.

After specifying the "app or service" I'm using (Windows, you fucking clueless piece of shit), it then gave me a half-baked answer that called commands which weren't installed by default.

I then used duckduckgo to figure out how to install the configuration tool copilot said to use but that Windows had decided to hide from me.

Good job completely wasting my time, you ai-loving fucks at Microsoft. I don't need new reasons to nuke your shitty software and install Linux, but now I have them. If Linux had native vst3 support, I wouldn't have even booted into Windows.

Edit: Stranger in a Strange Land is a great book, and being the sci-fi novel backgrounding hippie culture, I wouldn't have expected Musk to have read it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This whole series of events feels very Hitchhiker's Guide.

Edit: Stranger in a Strange Land is a great book

Not going to lie, it was one of my least favorite Sci-Fi novels. Felt entirely too Just-So. The characters - particularly Heinlein's self-insert Jubal Harshaw - just came across as vapid, bigoted, and annoying. And so much of the book felt like a climax to an apocalypse everyone deserved (but not in a Douglas Adams funny way, just a deeply nihilistic "Everyone sucks and I hate it here" kind of way).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Windows 11 is fucking horrible.

The only reason I still have a windows machine is for PC VR gaming, and even that minimal interaction is annoying. Every major update seems exclusively be MS further enshitifying their OS. It's an hour of research and work into remove whatever new garbage they've added.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Hopefully steam OS gets released soon and then I can just forget about Windows. Except actually I can't because I need it for work, but my personal machine doesn't require it.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, Musk thinks grok comes from the hitchhiker's guide? What a moron

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yeah this whole time I thought he was a at least a Heinlein fan…

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You assume he reads

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't want your doors to let out moans of excitement everytime you walk through them? You don't want a manically-depressed butler bot?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don't.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weren't Sirius Cybernetics Corporation also the first against the wall when the revolution came?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Bunch of mindless jerks...

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d rather listen to Vogon poetry than use Elon’s AI.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"They're the same picture."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Vogon poetry isn't that bad

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean... Marvin is highly entertaining.

But no, I wouldn't want him actually around me.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

"It's the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago. And that was with a coffee machine."

[–] captain_aggravated 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would have at least tried to replace the diodes down his left side. Though I imagine the conversation would have gone something like this:

"Marvin, do you want me to replace those painful diodes down your left side?"

"Now they ask me if they want my diodes replaced. Of course I want my diodes replaced; they hurt a lot. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me stupid questions like that. Maybe I should cast my head in concrete."

"I would like to help you not be in pain anymore. Can you show me your schematics so I can order the parts?"

"of COURSE I can. It would be the very simplest task. Oh god, what next?"

"You know what? Never mind."

"Life. Don't talk to me about life."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

If I wanted to be reminded of how depressing everything and myself is, I'd look in a mirror with the front page news. I don't need a Marvin.

He is funny as a character, and Adams understood that.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

"Your plastic pal that's fun to be with!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Share and enjoy,

Journey through life,

With your plastic boy,

Or girl by your side,

Let your pal be your guide,

And when it breaks down,

Or starts to annoy,

Or grinds when it moves,

And gives you no joy,

Cause it's eaten your hat,

Or had sex with your cat,

Bled oil on your floor,

Or ripped off your door,

And it gets to the point,

You can't stand anymore,

Bring it to us, We won't give a fig.

We'll tell you,

Go stick your head in a pig

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)