Yeah. I bet he wasn't looking for a Boeing maintenance video.

Yes. Yes it is. Well, sort of... Basically it's getting a physical deliverable out of the door in a set time frame. Your team agrees that they can do all the work to bring a feature, x, up to spec and out of the door in (usually) two week increments.

However, that requires some caveats. The work is agreed upon by all parties that it's doable - including testing, debugging and deploying. No other work (with the exception of fires etc) is to be introduced to the team in that period. All the dependencies have been highlighted and accounted for. There is a solid, agreed upon definition of done.

However, corpos don't follow this

Dingdingding! We have a winner

Gopher is still around

I think this is going to test Le Onions predictive powers.

My wife says either I'm in IT or I work with computers.
I just say problem solver.

Which is a GDPR violation and should be treated as such when they get caught

Very good point re. Braille readers. I was being flippant and did not think of that. My apologies. Tabs for indentation may be useful there. as would a blind-friendly pre- and post- processor for programming language specific files (a braille liner, could call it black-er for python :)

I don't know how braille readers actuality work, but I guess they process a bytestream. How do they handle utf-16 and other non standard character sets? This is a known problem for a lot of systems- it would be interesting to know how they address it.

You should flesh it out a bit. Sounds like you may have something

Hahahaaaaaha....

....hahahaaaahaa. Nope. They knew

Inappropriate laugh.. bad person!

Keep using it. On a more serious note, if you were in s medical coma for something like this, I suppose electrical simulation of the muscles could be done. Idk, not a mad scientist treating rich obese people.