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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Pentagon also approved funding for content involving YouTube star Jimmy Donaldson, a.k.a. MrBeast, who was slated to lead a humanitarian effort in Puerto Rico.

What a headline, what an article.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ah yes, mr beast, the world renowned humanitarian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What the absolute FUCK

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Citizens: please give us healthcare or infrastructure or education or help the homeless...

Gov't: m i s t o r b e e s t

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want health care? All you need to do is make it through this obstacle course.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That is kind of the gist of basic training though... And the military has free healthcare...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Until Republicans decide that not all healthcare is equal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I fully expect them to enshittify the military so they can hire whatever Black Water is calling themselves these days instead.

[–] Reverendender 42 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Can anyone explain Mr. beast to me, and what his appeal is?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He and his team figured out the YouTube algorithm. He then took the money and spend it back on production. Because there are no guidelines or regulations of YouTube videos production, he is able to use any ethical or non-ethical tactics. His videos is treated like a high budget movie where every second count.

Companies sees his money and everyone want to get piece of the cacke so he is more visible to demographic outside of his target audience.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

He also invests a lot in localisation which makes his videos appealing to non western audiences.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's a bucky little fuck with dead eyes and a forced smile who practices philanthropy for clout, but up until recently you couldn't criticize him because of the philanthropy -- even when pointing out that said philanthropy is weird and immoral when it's only being done for fame and self-promotion. Due to this paradox, he had everyone in a sort of stalemate. Fortunately, a lot has since come out about him being a sociopathic piece of human shit, so now we can kick him while he's down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think your rocketship is broken homie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Guess my boy's been bouncin' on it too hard.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I gave his AMZ prime show a chance. After the 3rd self-sacrifice round and a bunch of lame games I couldn't continue. Something about his smile reminds me of this but without the rack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey now... Ritchie's smile is legitimate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Outstanding guy. The creepiness of that video can't be ignored ;)

[–] felykiosa 18 points 1 month ago

Money a lot of money that's the appeal

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Things like surviving in a nuclear bunker, surviving stranded on an island appeals to the imagination of kids. The only difference is that he actually* does it.

*As real as a realityshow, but it's a big difference with the usual clickbait.

[–] Reverendender 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh. I thought he had a kids' show. That shit appeals to MY imagination. He really does those things? Not that it matters; I can't stand looking at his face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, I have no clue how he gets his videos budget but it somehow works out. I have only seen a few videos because the way it's presented, the constant shouting, and the over the top video effects have prevented me from enjoying them.

I did watch a recent video from Jeff Geerling in which he helped to set up the stage for a game, it was quite interesting to have a look behind the scenes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wild scenarios, over exaggerated reactions, and giveaways. He really appeals to children with add.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Finally, my tax dollars going to things I want!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I suspect the other two don't either

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flavortown does not need foreign aid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And yet of those listed this is a close to not a bad idea they got.

Flavortown being the least bad is still funny though.