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Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri in 2023 (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He's a bucky little fuck with dead eyes and a forced smile who practices philanthropy for clout, but up until recently you couldn't criticize him because of the philanthropy -- even when pointing out that said philanthropy is weird and immoral when it's only being done for fame and self-promotion. Due to this paradox, he had everyone in a sort of stalemate. Fortunately, a lot has since come out about him being a sociopathic piece of human shit, so now we can kick him while he's down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Kicking MrBeast While He's Down"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think your rocketship is broken homie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Guess my boy's been bouncin' on it too hard.