This dude made it a website lol https://github.com/0x00er/pISSstream
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this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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This project exists because:
- I was bored.
- I love ISSMimic.
- Pee jokes are timeless.
- Space is cool.
- Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
- You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz
One of us, one of us.
This is
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golden.
Wait so is this real? haha This is funny
Of course it is. Why would I lie on the Internet?
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Now 22%!
27%!
36%
43%
44%
Back down to 29%. Someone graph this I wanna know you often they empty it. Guessing once a day.
Or you could just check this thread and scroll down to the latest!
Do you get a push notification every time it empties?
That's the poo tank
Currently 44% as of 12:52PM AEST
62% 4h later, guess they're keeping hydrated up there.
thank you
Thanks, more appropriate than the app -
Glad I checked it out but no strong desire to check again 👨🚀🤫
This is the greatest Mac OS addition since the The Grouch
Warning: small children will dump anything in sight into the trash and empty it just to see and hear Oscar, and file or data loss and system damage can result.
7yrs after deleting every single photo of their parents wedding just to see cookie monster eat the little pixels:
Of course it's real, why would anyone lie on the Internet?
this link worked for me, https://0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/
im on mobile so that probably has something to do with it
You are doing god's work.
It's not me, but whoever made that repository who deserves praise.
They sure do!!
wtf
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Why do they store the piss rather than ejecting it into space?
Recycled water.
Also: piss projectiles traveling at 8 km/s.
Because it is a resource that can be reused.
What if that piss bubble ends up hitting some electrical equipment?
Also, imagine the smell.
Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.
It's upsetting to me that I don't know the poop levels at all times, too. And what of the cum reservoir??
Maybe they should install a piSSShole module up there.