Asklemmy

Yes, I regret typing it into Wikipedia

On Christmas Eve 201X, I was on duty on the ambulance. Here I thought I'm just jumping in for 3 hours since everybody else was busy. Big regret. We got called to a "seemingly dead person" who was living right next door to his sons' family flat. When we arrived, son opened his dad's flat and that old sucker was lying in the bathtub, water fucking hot like he just put it in. Every part of his that was outside the water was stiff as fuck, like neck and arms. Everything else was fucking boiled. So of course we try to put him somewhere with more space, the living room. My colleague took him by his armpits, I took his legs. The legs, as well done as they were, I couldn't take them. I tried to pull him up but only ended up with a handful of skin, it peeled off so smoothly. I hate that I still remember it. Never heard what happened after, we almost instantly gave that over to police.

Our definitions of "fun" must differ quite significantly :|

What kind of illness causes that? Radiation poisoning?