this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
1209 points (98.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

6088 readers
2122 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

15 years ago?! This tweet must be 10 years old now

Edit: it's from 2017, that makes more sense https://x.com/AngryManTV/status/906298612786884609

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It still doesn't make much sense. In 2002 people were already using torrent protocol, that allows to download files in chunks. You can download the missing 3% of your file latter. And even before torrent there was a Direct Connect protocol and DC++ client.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Torrents hadn't really taken off in 2002, it was more Kazaa and eDonkey2000 from my recollection.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Okay now I'm sad I missed eDonkey, was it really different than Napster, Kazaa and such? Or was it the same old, you download a movie and find out once it was downloaded that 5% percent of the time it was beastiality. Fucking weird times man.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The whole Napster thing was pretty brief, I only remember it really being around for like 6 months. Then it got shut down and everyone moved to the alternatives that had resume and other features, like eDonkey and Kazaa. I really can’t remember what order they came in though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This got me looking and unfortunately possibly found a bit of info that debunks the whole tweet. Napster was completely gone by July 2001. So this guy either has the date wrong(by like 15months) or it wasn’t a Napster download. Kazaa would be out by then too probably so that leaves Limewire, but that used torrenting protocols so it wouldn’t have had the same susceptibility to a loss of connection.

load more comments (10 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

BitTorrent wasn't even launched until AFTER Napster was shutdown.

The mention of Napster would have put the original download this tweet refers to as happening sometime before July 2001. But, it's entirely possible they were using Napster as a generic term for any number of the other protocols around in 2002, most of which didn't have the ability to resume. BitTorrent would have been the anomaly here for its resumabilty, but was rarely used for music privacy at the time. PirateBay and Demonoid launching later in 2003.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The way I discovered Team Fortress, the original mod for Quake, was because I just happened to join a server running TF and had to spend all day downloading the files from the server on a 28.8k modem so I could play on it, and when I finally got to play, I was greeted with a super racist map called Cross the Border where one team had to reach a goal point on the other side of a giant wall, another team was trying to stop them, and a 3rd team that could only spawn as snipers in two small towers on the wall whose goal I don't even remember.

I was extremely confused but God damn was it fun.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rascism aside that sounds like a fun game mode to play.

Just call it invasion and make it generic.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Really what made it racist were the team names:

Immigrants vs Border Patrol vs CIA

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] jubilationtcornpone 54 points 1 week ago

Me, playing Age of Empires, blissfully unaware that some shmuck with DSL completely obliterated my settlement 45 seconds ago and my dialup connection just hasn't caught up yet.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

my fav was bouncing people from the system (bbs) using the call-waiting blip during text-based mud PVP fights.. and if you really pissed someone off they would just physically cut your phone line.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

You fight dirty

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I remember dropping Koreans from Diablo 2 by filling the text box with periods. I may have watched some friends ruin some hard-core players days in pvp.

[–] rebelsimile 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I am exactly “I miss MUDding” years old

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Downloading RPG maker assets for a total of 28 hours on a 56k modem using Gozilla so i could pause the download each day during peak hours and only download off peak for a penny a minute only to make the first 20 minutes of a terrible and sonewhat unoroginal RPG game, and never use it again, is a core memory for me.

I think my friend showed me how to use switches and variables at his house on his copy and i got very excited i could create a condition to be met to allow a boulder to be move. I just had to try to make something.

I think i ended up just making a game where you load in at max level and speak to someone to start a fight with the strongest monsters just to play the battle and use all the top level spells. And then just mever played again

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pfft. Try typing in four pages of code out of Byte magazine just to have your mom cruise over with the vacuum cleaner and make it all dissappear

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bah core memory unlocked. Going through code published in books i got from the library, line by line, trying to figure out if I fucked it up or if the book had an error.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Spent DAYS fighting that... and there was an errata in the next issue ...

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] MrsDoyle 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first code I laboriously copied from a book was a program called Eliza. It was hilarious. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

It's evolved, it seems...

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I must’ve put so many god damn viruses and backdoors in the family computer. Was generally smart enough not to run files called *.mp3.exe, but I downloaded my fair share of cracked games and keygens.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to love old keygens with their pixel art and chiptune music. That was honestly the best time to be on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A lot of them still have the music. They’re not quite the same as the old school ones, but some have some bangers.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

That's why you queue the download before bed and logout in the morning.

Like and subscribe for more obsolete life skills.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

This has to be the most millennial specific experience I've ever come across.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

99% of Duke Nukem 1st shareware disk over a 2400 baud modem and a local BBS... and Grandpa called :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't time to kick ass and chew bubblegum

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When you have dial up you quickly realize you need a download manager that can resume downloads

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the reasons MP3 took off so well was that "CD Quality" was roughly 1MB a minute of audio, a single song would download in 10-20 minutes not hours. I remember every night before bed i'd dial up, and in the morning before school i'd burn a new CD to listen to on the bus ride.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember getting an mp3 cd player, whoch was revolutionary because suddenly the disc capacity was based on file size, not music runtime. You didnt have to burn whole cds as an album, you could fit a whole 700mb of songs and directories on one cd. It even had a little digital display that would show the filenames and directory tree, so you could have your music all organized just as you would on the computer. Total gamechanger. Then ipods came around a few years later and changed everything again.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I ended up just abusing my schools T1 and CD burners. All for anime music videos. Like, 90% of it was dragon ball z and Linkin park mashups. My schools IT department hated me.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

My schools IT department hated me.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Anyone with dial up Internet trying to pirate knew the dreaded 4 words "UNEXPECTED END OF ARCHIVE"

my brother called this "the download fucked itself."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

FUCK YOU I'M NOT OLD YOU'RE OLD

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wasn't one of the major advantages of torrents the fact you could interrupt a download without loosing the partial data?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Torrents was that it was decentralised

Kazaa/LimeWire/eDonkey was that it was resumable and could be downloaded from multiple sources

Napster was that you could download from someone else (and search) across all the users connected - you don't have to connect to each server.

Warez sites was that you could use the web. But all the links were broken all the time. Hotline made you run your own servers and you could be a little king of your own kingdom. But you couldn't search.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It still is

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

DSL was such a game changer for so many reasons.

Not the least of which was that you could be online while someone was using the phone.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] AlecSadler 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The comments in this thread are making me feel even older having grown up on 2400bps modem dialing into BBSs, lol.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›