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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When you have dial up you quickly realize you need a download manager that can resume downloads

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I was just unaware, but download managers only came a little down the pike. For a while it was just "Big file? Good luck!". And there was something exciting about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Back in the 80s I ran my own homebrew BBS for a couple years. A second phone line then was only $9 more a month, so I got one for the computer so phone use wouldn't be an issue. My roomies and I thought we were livin' the life.

[–] Jakeroxs 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was really young, I was blown away the first time i met someone with their own phone line for internet lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

That's why you queue the download before bed and logout in the morning.

Like and subscribe for more obsolete life skills.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One of the first things I ever programmed was a script that would turn the computer on around 1am, mute the audio, resume the download manager, and turn the computer off at 4am. This way I could download porn and cracked games without my parents knowing.

[–] zarkanian 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How did the script run if the computer was off?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I figured out how to schedule the machine to boot up at a specific time, then run the script

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think of is Wake on LAN, but you would obviously need another PC/controller to control

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I remember some PCs had an option in BIOS to turn on at specific time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

You can use a pencil to rewind cassettes after the tape got pulled out by the cassette recorder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Photo says it happened after 17hrs

[–] dream_weasel 3 points 6 days ago

As long as you sleep 20 hrs a day the tip stands!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Anyone with dial up Internet trying to pirate knew the dreaded 4 words "UNEXPECTED END OF ARCHIVE"

my brother called this "the download fucked itself."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

FUCK YOU I'M NOT OLD YOU'RE OLD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What's that, some new BBS?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

DSL was such a game changer for so many reasons.

Not the least of which was that you could be online while someone was using the phone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Shortly after, we completely stopped using phones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

We stopped using landlines.

Phones are everywhere. I mean, they're rarely used to talk to people like a landline would be, but they're still everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Now we use handheld supercomputer/camcorder/communicators.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Anyone remember zmodem with resume? Kermit??

Damn, I'm old.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Are people not downloading huge torrents anymore?? How is downloading some large thing overnight a rare occurrence of bygone eras????

My only guess is that kids these days don’t know about pirating and instead stream everything or download apps?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you interrupt an internet connection on any normal torrent client from the last, like, 20 years, you can always resume when you're back online. But back in the 90's most software didn't fail that gracefully. And the internet connections today just aren't as flaky as a dialup connection was.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Web browsers still don't have proper file download resuming capability despite web servers [nearly] all supporting everything needed for it.

God I wish Mozilla wasn't run my MBAs. Web browsers could have been so good by now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We still are but now we have gigabit service.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

We have gigabit, 2.5 and 5Gbps speeds now. Even 100GB+ games download in less than 15 minutes. Literally nothing takes several hours anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I was much more into mangas than animes as a teenager. Each anime episode took more than an hour to download... I could at least download mangas faster than I could read them.

[–] Jakeroxs 2 points 6 days ago

The summer after my parents divorced I spent many nights in the corner of the now-empty house with one bar of wifi from my friends house with like 10 tabs of anime loading on an old Dell laptop I only made usable by installing Linux mint.

Good times? Idk, memorable tho for sure

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Who was using dial up 15 years ago (2009)? I grew up in a very rural area and even we got broadband by like 2003 or so. I think someone got their math wrong.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Lol Napster shut down in 2002, it's clearly not a present day tweet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Napster ran from 1999-2002, meaning the tweet must be between 7-10 years old

Edit: or just be made up and a guess at the time dfferential.

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[–] zarkanian 4 points 6 days ago

You don't know how old this post is.

[–] usrtrv 3 points 6 days ago

The house I grew up in just got a wired connection (fiber) in 2024. We had 3G by 2009 but the data caps and cost made it not ideal. Couldn't even get ISDN.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I'm so thankful cable internet was the first kind I ever knew, around 1998.

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