This implies the existence of jizz serfs
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
An absolute classic.
JisLorD
Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it's a truth table
L | D | J = L V D
1 | 1 | 1
1 | 0 | 1
0 | 1 | 1
0 | 0 | 0Jizz Lord
Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.