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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I laughed at that more than one might expect.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What an esoteric reference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

What a brutal reference.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

1000010380

Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it's about time you did!

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried once.. Total waste of time.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually, that would...Wait a minute!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Uh, because it's a waste of time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yes once, to gain its power. why?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

That LLM can shitpost

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(

I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That one took me a minute.

It should win a gong.

It kept me ticking over, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It's very time consuming

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