Musk will be out before 2025 closes. Taking bets.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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I'm not sure he even makes it to the inauguration.
I think they’ll go to battle and it will be glorious 🍿
But trump is only the concept of a billionaire
The racists have installed a South African president. 😂
In fairness it's an Afrikaans POS that probably has a home in Orania. It's the kind of South African MAGA would love.
tbh the US citizens did that
I voted for Harris. Talk to the people who refused because Harris fell short of their line that said "To ride you must be THIS PURE."
Lmao. Kamala Harris?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, "lmao" - typical hater eloquence, well done! I am unable to counter that logic.
No obviously meant Calvin Harris. His music is what this nation needs now more than ever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Corollary: Those preventing history from being taught intend to repeat it.
Rasputin lives.
Is he going to buy a "founder of the USA" label and have it put in the Constitution like he made himself a Tesla founder?
Vp is taken.
Trump is First Lad
"Figurehead"
And what a stunning figure it is.
Can you imagine the swimsuit competition?
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Excuse me, that's President Musk and First Lady Trump.
Well, usually the first lady wears heels, sometimes a girdle and makeup.
Well...
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i dont think “president” is a good descriptor of musks position. i think if anything he’s more like the CEO of the united states. he gets to complain about stuff and give orders that other people follow. the president does this to some degree as well, but i think the president has way more responsibilities and paper work than the average CEO. the president also has to make more public appearances and answer questions from various government organizations/committees. musk doesn’t have to do any of that. he can just show up whenever he wants and make demands
I agree in general but I think it's funny to imagine Teflon Don doing paperwork. The only thing he's read in years is a teleprompter.
Seriously he didn't do shit but rallies and sign whatever he was handed last time. Trump played golf, which takes a long fucking time, on average more than once a week during his presidency. Once every 5.6 days is the estimate.
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Musk is itself the deep state that he's been crying about.
Better start referring to Musk as "Leader of the Deep State"
It's always projection
They’re around each other often. One shouldn’t have to resort to AI to manifest an image of them beside each other. IMO, using AI in propaganda (even if factually accurate propaganda) makes the message come across as phony and those in agreement look disingenuous or dumb since the propagator couldn’t even bother to use reality in their imagery.
Who cares
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I see what we’re doing here, and I love it.
"They come to me, tears in their eyes, and say Sir, you are the only one of Musk's assistants that wears makeup. It's the best makeup, everyone is saying it."
You already know Musk is going to try and do it for real at one point...
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Maybe Trump will get to the point he has Musk killed?
No but he'll totally throw a tantrum about it soon. Orange baby can't have anyone else getting wuv other than him. It's gonna be some beautiful fireworks when the richest manchild clashes with the weakest ego president.
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Is the film Don't Look Up a social commentary on real life? Or did Elon and Donald saw the movie and decided to cosplay?
I think this is more idiocracy than don’t look up…
Idiocracy had a president who actually cared about the environment, who hired the smartest man in the world to help them solve the crisis. Trump refuses to acknowledge there's even an environmental crisis and he won't listen to experts. Idiocracy is already a better future than the one we're living in.
Yeah give me Macho Camacho any day over the shit we've had.
Macho Mountain Dew Camacho. Put some respect in the name! LOL
I saw an episode of King of the Hill a couple months ago. Hank and Bobby were watching wrestling on TV. I hadn't seen this one, and I think I've seen just about all of them, so it put a smile on my face when the wrestling announcer said something like "..and in this corner, Macho Camacho!"
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keep circulating this and the first lady Elon version, their egos the size of a hot air balloon will clash at some point
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