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[–] [email protected] 230 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly sounds like anon has a "weird" attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you get this from?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] newIdentity 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“What do you think he should’ve done?” is an open question in a provocative context. It’s the kind of question a parent might ask to get insight into how their kid is thinking.

[–] newIdentity 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And how do you go from there to "he has a weird attitude about women"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 3 points 11 months ago

Boys, we found another one.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 2023, everyone's autistic and proud of it apparently.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's because you're weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.

[–] icepuncher69 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] icepuncher69 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dont you know who albert wesker is?

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you think they could afford a pool?

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente 26 points 1 year ago

Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The most base level of autism personified

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Could have just been socal anxiety

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."

[–] crazyminner 74 points 1 year ago

She's checking to make sure the kid isn't a psychopath and knows it's wrong.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

Mum thinks you're a serial killer mate

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope this is a R&M reference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Human music, I like it!

[–] newIdentity 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?

[–] newIdentity 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

[–] newIdentity 17 points 1 year ago

I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

seems like a perfectly normal conversation

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[–] Osirus 13 points 1 year ago

I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Family is hard

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