Also, some Great Tits!
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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Mine get emptied really quick if large number tits show up.
What makes it even better is that the box has a tit on it.
Just so you know, these suet balls are stacked on a pallet in a 6x4x(presumably)4 configuration.
That's 80 balls across, 120 balls high, and 80 balls deep, -20 because of the missing box on the top left.
My friend, today you looked at your screen at an image of 1,900 FAT BALLS. You're welcome.
Coincidentally, "80 balls deep" describes your mom's average Tuesday night
How many hard head am I seeing is the real question though
Just divide the number of balls by two dumbass.
A pet store franchise in Australia recently just rebranded themselves at "Pet-O".
With the Australian accent, it's "pedo".
So I wonder things like this got past that many people without someone saying, "Maybe Fat Balls isn't a smart choice."
Hate to break it to ya man, but with any accent “pet-o” sounds like pedo.
Not in mine. D and T make different sounds. Then there's all the people that say PEEdoe instead of PEHdoe.
Head, tit, & balls.
(With 1:1:20 ratio)
So what are these even?
Fat balls
Suet. It's fat and seeds mixed together. I use it for woodpeckers.
Hard head wood pecker
They're usually hung on trees, especially during winter, for birds to eat.
I think it’s supposed to be bird food
Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.
They’ll make you shit like a champion
Did you pick any up?
Too heavy.
Suet deez nuts
Deez suety nuts.
Are they salty?
asking for a chef
I suppose username checks out too.
No salt is bad for tits.
Oh I've seen these boxes at a store near me. I'm surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy
Anyone else hear AC/DC when they saw this?
Ahh i saw these in jula which is a swedish store. Do they also sell it in other countries?
They do! Most jula stores are in Sweden (68) and Norway (43), but there are a few in Poland (20) and Finland (8) (though not Denmark widely enough) source
Can't lose.
They knew.