If they would prevent people and companies to own more than six houses or flazs, that would make way more sense.

Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

"So, what are you in for?"

"Seventh dildo."

In Texas, owning more dildos than guns is a crime. Probably.

Of course it's possible to own more than 6 assault rifles, right?

Normalize mailing Texas lawmakers 7 dildos.

Enterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.

Does Texas employ door-to-door dildo inspectors?

Is there a state office of dildo regulations, wieghts, and measures?

"Compromises the innocence of children"???

Unless you are incredibly liberal parents, children don't even know what the fuck those are until they're old enough to recognize it as anything more than just a "tube". By the time they grasp the idea that it's something sexual, they're old enough to handle that knowledge.

"smaller government" apparently just means few dildos for the inspector to have to count.

How’s fixing that power grid going, Texas?

What are they going to do next? Make registry of dildos? Have a dildo buyback program? Regulate the length and girth?

If they can outlaw a specific store from selling something, they can outlaw any store from selling anything. This isn't just about sex toys, it's a test to see what they can get away with.

The very people that come up with these pearl clutch laws are the same people who also want to legalize marrying 12 year olds. But won't anyone think of the children, PLEASE!

Does my double-ended dildo count as one or two? Does size matter? Does a tarzan with bunny ears count as one or two? Does my hand count? How about a cucumber?

So many questions.

what is not fair is that all texans have at least one dildo as long as elon resides there.

What if they're dildo shaped guns? Would Texas ever dare to ban those?

Exqueeze me? The fuck? Is that real?

Edit: yes. Although it’s mired in legislative gobbledygook:

Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.

(b) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.

(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:

(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or

(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.

(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.

(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.

(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

So, women seem to be exempt (“he possesses with intent”) and it is a “performance”. Whatever that means. And it’s a misdemeanor.

But it’s real. Can have six dildos in a performance, but more than six? Oooh that’s a paddlin’.

The Texas House has at least 87 dildos. Someone should report them.

It's just like enforcing in-home nudity when the blinds are shut, how are they gonna enforce this?

I don't agree, but I've also literally never seen a sex toy for sale in Walmart. Like, is that a thing?

One for each day of the week except God's day, as He said "on the seventh day you must [give it a] rest"

Ladies and gentlemen, as is tradition when this utter foolishness is discussed, may I present: Texas Annie, performed by The Wet Spots

Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband And when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line 'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime

Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas We don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear? And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable For a prison term of twenty-seven years

You know, studies show that keeping a dildo inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a dildo.

I'm going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that's why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)

Uhm, you can buy dildos at Walmart?

Why has nobody told me before now?

Can they rent Ted Cruz instead? He's a dildo.

What a waste of money and resources

Imagine being so unable to pleasure women that you're jealous and petty against your wife's dildo collection.