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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do militaries have insurance for shenanigans like this or do they just count their losses

[–] SomeAmateur 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Destroyed/malfunctioning equipment is one thing but lost/missing/potentially stolen things are technically the responsibility of the person/unit it was issued to

Sometimes the unstoppable force of reality meeting the immovable object of bureaucracy leads to frustrating situations

[–] verity_kindle 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neither, inventory control is very, very poor and primitive, as in "Print out another blank Excel for me and hand me some pencils, Top says I need to find a plausible explanation for why 100,000 urinal cakes disappeared...."

[–] nuke 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Top says I need to find a plausible explanation for why 100,000 urinal cakes disappeared

You covered for me right?

[–] verity_kindle 7 points 1 week ago

Was I supposed to? You still owe me from last time, when I covered for you and Flores so you didn't have to go to the fuckin safety stand down.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 10 points 1 week ago

No it’s cool because SK does compulsory military service so technically they just anonymously issued it to a reserve soldier. Nbd, it’ll turn up.

[–] nuke 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bout to wreck some newbs in laser tag