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This was found on Zaporizhian sector. Literally explains how to off themselves instead of surrendering. But, IMO, the most interesting part is in the end: "Remember: you are a warrior of great russia (I'd have to clean my hands after typing this). Your honour is in your loyalty to the very end. (Which is veeeery similar to SS stuff: "our honour is loyalty "

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My company also gives out similar pamphlets to our call centre staff. Same bit about honour being in our loyalty to the company, blah blah blah.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] horse_tranquilizers 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The stench? What the fuck?

edit - I guess strength? They cant be that honest with stench

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

should be "warrior" there

also in second block of text it should be "death" instead of "survival"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

idk man I just work here

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

meme-like loss of consciousness

I guess they are aware of the videos too

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey second best army in the world, how’s it going?

…yeah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Second best army in Russia

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does your instance censor words or why are there asterisks in the word "suicide" in the title?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads "Bacon".

...so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Brilliant, don't need to care for POWs / veterans if you tell them to kill themselves. Guess it's not a terrible end for dronebait.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated 2 points 2 weeks ago

Front lawn. Face up. Feet together.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How long until enough Russians start asking?