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this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Way too easy to piss off a German"

7x1

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

i don't think anyone takes a place called "Biscay" seriously

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

sorry mate, but this is no real beach

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 hours ago

sorry mate but stop spreading stereotypes

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (5 children)

As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Just say "you speak Brazilian, right?" and let them boil over in rage.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

yes. just say 7:1

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

it's easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it's easier to piss off a German

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

As an Estonian, I approve.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not only cheese, but also chocolate!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. πŸ₯–πŸ˜‘🍷

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Deservedly πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Unify Ireland"

I was born on a Dublin street…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

where the Royal drums did beat,

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I laughed when I read "Brazilian colony"

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[–] TriflingToad 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have a feeling these might be connected

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

i don't know what you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, there's a big ass ocean in between.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If you circumvent around the north, it's just a small ass ocean :D

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
  • Argentina = Infinite Crisis
  • Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
  • Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
  • Colombia = CIA drug farm
  • Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
  • Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
  • Central America in general = Hey, it's just like back home!

Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How can people forget about Suriname? Don't they often hyphenate?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He is fixing up historic error made in 1905.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

By no means. Jamtland, Herjedalen, and Bohuslen can stay in the bubble, but the rest of Sweden can go and find their own bubble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Another one?

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