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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Needs appropriately coloured paintballs.

[–] Trigger2_2000 7 points 3 weeks ago

I was waiting and praying for paintballs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks Oddball, scares the hell out of people! Needs the speakers to blast classical music too and keep us calm.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Toyota Sienna? Is this the russian soccer mom embassy?

[–] SomeAmateur 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Governments and rental companies worldwide swear by them.....sometimes at them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've never even seen that model. Pretty sure they aren't sold in Europe

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

I knew Ukraine was a small country, but I didn’t appreciate the scale of the problem until just now

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I was kind of hoping the turret worked and would shoot out his tire tbh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably Toronto or Ottawa.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is definitely the embassy in Ottawa

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] nuke 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because the engine's running, silly

serious answer: It's a glycerin-based liquid that you fill inside a reservoir to create the exhaust effect https://www.motionrc.com/products/heng-long-uk-challenger-ii-professional-edition-1-16-scale-battle-tank-rtr-hlg3908-002

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Without clicking the link: Vegetable glycerine mixed with propylene glycol?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought maybe hot electric motor I'm cold weather or something . But i dont know i live somewhere where it never gets below 15 degrees during the coldest times

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

"I am not to be getting paid enough for this."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This looks like it may be in Manhattan. The Russians have a large place in the North Bronx but this is not it

[–] EmoDuck 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please do not publicize the location and movement of active troops, mkay?

[–] nuke 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking OPSEC people!!!

[–] nuke 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The voices in my head tell me this is Canada

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh damn. License plates are not NY.

Living in NYC I learned to avoid vehicles with diplomatic plates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see so many diplomatic plates and tax-exempt diplomat cards working in the bougie areas of Westchester county (right above the Bronx.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You know what I'm sayin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Shoot shoot shootshoot shoot!