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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And even with his passing nothing will fundamentally change for the better, because he isn't the exception to an otherwise good system. He's a symptom of a fundamentally oppressive system.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

But it will be worth celebrating regardless.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 days ago (10 children)

I don't know. The fact that Dick Cheney is still alive is kind of proof there is no loving god imho.

[–] rambling_lunatic 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We said the same of Kissinger and Thatcher.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, neither of them died very early, had significant issues in life after their misdeeds, and they never saw consequences for their actions. So my point stands. I don't think the "evil" are immortal, but they do tend to lead suspiciously long & prosperous lives.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Did Kissinger die? How did I miss that? Just looked it up, a year and a day ago. How the hell did I miss that great news?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My father was extremely intelligent. Usually one of the smartest people in the room. He predicted Dick Cheney's imminent demise shortly after he'd had some rather dramatic heart surgery. "That's one of the last things they do." He said. "You spend a year to 18 months clinging to life before your body just gives up."

He would go on to retire, enjoy several years of retirement, come down with an extremely rare progressive disease, go through enough testing to get successfully diagnosed, go through treatment, and unfortunately pass away.

He could have done all that twice since Dick Cheney got that fucking heart surgery. My dad was a good, if flawed man, and that genocidal mother fucker is the one still drawing breath.

If God is real, he is not good.

If he is good, he is not real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

My dad was a devout Christian. Really into it. Way more defensible than an average American Christian. You should have seen how many people prayed for his recovery when he was sick. Dead at 58. Didn't see any of his children get married, nor any of his grand kids, which he would have really loved and they would have benefited from.

He would have been blown away by a 1TB thumb drive for 100 dollars (he was nerd like me). I miss him.

The god he believed in certainly isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

you know, ive always heard "only the good die young" and I cant help but believe it.

my father died when I was 18 and the funeral procession was so long people were laughing. his only brother, my uncle, has raging full-ass narcissistic personality disorder and terrorizes everyone who has the displeasure of knowing him. healthy and thriving nearly 30 years after his brother died. he didnt seem sad at the funeral.

anyway!! i was talking to a muslim guy i know who's mother recently died very suddenly from a terrible cancer and he said that in islam there is a notion that 'the righteous are spared a protracted death'. I liked that quite a bit. kinda similar but also a rather different take on the idea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry about your dad. I lost mine too early also and am tempted to find comfort in what you say but it still rings hollow to me. I think my father would have chosen the protracted death. Also, if god has any power, why not heal our dads instead of killing them quickly? In the end it seems I'm just trying to make myself feel better when in reality, there is no justice in a great many things in this world, our fathers death's included.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah I feel you.

Its really just a nice thought.

I do believe that shitty people live longer. In german they have a phrase that translates roughly to "weeds are very hard to kill"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

...shitty people live longer

I've seen evidence in my own life that backs that up too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately, deeply caring about the suffering around you in the world is actually very bad for your health.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hope that you give yourself a break and enjoy a long, happy, healthy, and fruitful life.

Sorry about your Pops.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

god helps those who help themselves

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

to our freedom and wealth. Yeah seems kinda obvious if you think about it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Kissinger made it past 100, too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the religion.

For Muslims, we are told that God gives respite to people; so that after they die and they face hell they will beg to be sent back so they can undo all the harms they did, and will be told no because they were mercifully given extra time on earth to do that and refused.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I didn't know that; that's actually kind of poetically beautiful. If only I could convince myself to believe it. But beautiful nonetheless.

[–] Lucidlethargy 8 points 4 days ago

Everyone has to learn this sooner or later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

God must be a Kochsucker

Edit: though I guess one did die… but not both my point still stands

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There’s definitely a cockroach factor in humans. Medically, I dont believe it’s about Neanderthal DNA, I think god fucked up somewhere and spliced in a cockroach along the way. These are the Dick Cheneys of the world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's called "having enough money and access to get any treatment imaginable"

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The lack of specificity reminds me of the joke about the Russians getting arrested for holding up blank signs that actually came true https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-war-invasion-protests-police-arrest-activists-holding-blank-signs-paper-1687603

Edit: apparently the blank sign thing goes back farther than I realized https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank_paper_protest

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is kinda stupid, there’s a million assholes available to take the place of current top asshole. The only cure is to address the reason why assholes get the amount of power they do. FDR-style socialism and high taxes will address so much of this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

For some reason Trump is a cult of personality though no one else on the right can duplicate. So many voters that casted for only Trump on their ballots. There will be a big hole for MAGA to fill and noone comes to mind that all his followers will rally to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Nothing will Fundamentally Change®

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We all know whom this is about.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

honestly i have like 6 people i'm rooting for. all significant on the geopolitical stage

[–] phdepressed 18 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu, Erdogan, Xi?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

and the leader of north korea. call me crazy, but i just don't like authoritarians.

also i know his name, i'm trying something my coworker is teaching me where you refuse to use the right names for stuff you hate on account of you hate them

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[–] Birch 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Murdoch, Musk, Bezos, Yong-Un, Farage, Khamenei, Modi, Duterte, ...

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[–] Lucidlethargy 6 points 4 days ago

Add Elon to the list. There will be massive parties all over the world when that rich piece of shit dies.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

and all the news stations will look back on his life in the most positive of lights. Anyone expressing joy for the passing of this terrible person will be chided for daring to disrespect someone who didn't respect any of us peasants when he was alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fortunately it won't bring the fucker back to life.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Keep an eye on Tumblr for the crabbiest of crab raves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's gonna be disappointing though. I remember when Reagan died. We all had to be silent out of politeness while Republicans pretended he was the greatest American ever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Not this time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're all wrong. This is about NPR's This American Life host Ira Glass.

He knows what he did.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I like the lack of specificity because Make America Great Again is just as nonspecific.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

In the Soviet Union, there was a man who every morning went to the news kiosk, picked up a newspaper, looked at the front page and put it back. After a few weeks, the seller asked him what he was doing. “I’m looking for an obituary”, he said.

“But obituaries aren’t on the front page”

“This one will be”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The true knowledge it that each of us will wake up to our own obituary.......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Obviously.

I should have included some slashies I guess.

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