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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I just started playing Stellar Blade.

It's really nice to go through the checklist of which soulslike attributes games are now inheriting, and which they decide to throw away. SB happens to have a set that I really jive with. No "lose currency on death", clean and clear tutorials, but still has lots of secrets hidden around the world. And, it has an easy mode - which I'm not using, because as much as the bosses challenge and frustrate me, they're very satisfying to learn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Easy mode ftw. I've only got so much free time. I wanna chill when I'm gaming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 42 minutes ago

Counterpoint: not every game needs to be chill

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am playing Sekiro with a easy mode mod.

Even with being able to kill everything with 1-4 hits, I was getting TRASHED by bosses. People play this without the mod? 😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

Git gud casul?

Otherwise...

Finger but, whole.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I've never touched any game of this series. If I need to replay a section or fight in a game more than 3 times it annoys me so much, I need to take a break. This often led to me never playing that game again, because only thinking about being stuck at that spot again kills all the fun for me.

In Cyberpunk for example my car got stuck in the middle of nowhere by a glitch and I would have needed to walk for god knows how long to find another vehicle. Needless to say I never played that game again, even though I was not nearly even half way through and liked it up until that point.

[–] kboy101222 2 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

Did you not just hit the "summon a vehicle" button that the game gives you to summon one of the many cars the game gives out for free? Cause it's there. I believe they tell you about it during the prologue and it's enabled before then.

Did you just skip all tutorials or something? I'm struggling to understand how on earth you got stuck so bad you ended up quitting the game. Plus, if you're half way through, you have a minimum of 2 vehicles, the starting car and Jackie's bike, if not even more. Wtf were you even doing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

i stopped after 10-15ish hours for different reasons. no idea what you're talking about, either it's not that obvious or something about the game has changed, and hopefully for the better bc it was downright awful when i played.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

Can't you just summon a new vehicle?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago

I think the whole "Elden Ring is hard" is overrated.

I'm a garbage player. And I manage to cheese my way through the game. It has classic NES/SNES energy where you can absolutely leave and come back when you're way stronger. The game is so massive, you will always find something else to do.

Then again, if cyberpunk made you rage quit, maybe you won't like Elden Ring. I found that game to be really straightforward.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

EZ mode in Elden Ring is to play Scadow of the Erdtree for a bit. That hands out fifty level-ups for shitting yourself hiding in the bushes, just to mock you for how you still ain't got gud. Go back and beat up Malenia and Placidusax all you want, you're still going to die to the very first expansion boss like you've never played a Souls game before.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I love how all the comments insist on discussing the difficulty, despite OP literally pointing it out as bait.

That's good bait.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I know it's bait. I'm just looking for an opportunity to unload.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The circle of "just want to feel something" wraps round and round.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

I dislike how people use game completion as a method to gloat

Like bro, don't we all play games to have fun?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I separate people into two camps.

People who beat THE Sega Genesis classic Sonic 3 with lock-on Technology with Sonic and Knuckles and achieved all 12 Chaos Emeralds, and LOSERS.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm currently playing Elden Ring for the first time and I'm note sure if I'm not just doing it for self-flagellation instead of fun

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

How am I supposed to have fun if I'm not better than you?????

Edit: ???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Absolutely not! I play games to be the best! To dunk on those losers who can't defeat evey boss with only their fists and a dream. This is what it means to be a real gamer, ignoring my family, friends, and calls from my boss.

All you can do is look up at me on my pedestal from your lowly lesser-gamer chair.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (51 children)

I never understood the obsession with stupid difficult games at all. It's like, let me bang my head on a coffee table for 3 hours trying to make 5 minutes of progress. No thanks

Edit: Wow, this blew up, quite a controversial take, and not a hint of irony from all the people commenting about how I don't get it.

Edit 2: For what it's worth, I have played Dark Souls 1 all the way through, some of Dark Souls 2, got to the end of Bloodborne, played about 3 hours of Elden Ring, and a bit of Lies of P. These games just aren't for me. I played them bcz my friend loves them, and I was trying to make a soulslike bcz that seems to be all the rage right now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

On the flip side, I don't understand why people like playing video games that just tell a story and pretty much spoon feed every victory to the player. It feels hollow and incredibly boring.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

like movies?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes.

Also just generally better accommodation in general. If a paraplegic guy with control over one finger wants to play Elden Ring, there should be settings to accommodate that. That's not even making it easier; they're already facing much more difficulty in the first place. It's just leveling the playing field.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

How would you even expect the developers to accommodate every possible combination of disabilities?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Hmmmmmmm what do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

This is extra funny because Elden Ring's diverse player build options means that it has the most adjustable difficulty curve of any FromSoftware game. Holding up Elden Ring completion specifically as any kind of bar to surpass is laughably naive.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago) (2 children)

That's the key. If you:

  • summoned
  • used spirit ashes
  • used ashes of war
  • used sorceries
  • used incantations
  • levelled up
  • drank a flask
  • opened the map
  • used a weapon
  • used a controller or a mouse/keyboard
  • opened the menu
  • used your hands

You didn't beat the game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Thank god I play with my butt cheeks. The different tones of my farts get interpreted as input. To attack I have to fart in G#.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I actually beat the game at level 1, no weapons, no items, controlling the character via brainwaves. And every time I died, I resetted the game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

So you didn't even turn on the setting that kills you in real life when you die in the game? Casual.

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