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"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

"You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking."

Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

After a couple of good cleanings and a few months of using a good toothbrush and flossing, I can say that my gums don't bleed easy anymore, not even at the dentist.

The reason they bleed so easily when the dentist jabs at them, is cause they're irritated from all the plaque buildup and improper cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I found a weird fork thing to hold my Floss. It made flossing a lot more bearable.

I always found itbhardto manuver the Floss around in my mouth with my hands. And I didn't like the disposable flossed.

Anyway. I can find a link for it if anyone cares.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need that link bro. I'm the same. I have a tiny ass mouth and big ass hands. I also hate using the disposible ones because it just seems like so much waste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

it's like this. not vouching for any brand this is just the first search result. I actually got one at the dentist today and look forward to using it because floss picks totally changed my flossing habits but I also don't like the extra waste

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Reminds me of when I had a transphobe actively jabbing my gums and blaming the "estrogen" for weakening my gums.

Thankfully that bitch did not stay there long.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's the third panel that really makes it lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What's going on in the second one for the strands to diverge like that, though?

[–] explodicle 2 points 10 hours ago

Pulley mechanism for more force

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I don't get how is it that brushing is normal for everyone but somehow flossing seems to be an impossible task. It literally takes even less time. It's so quick and simple that it just seems dumb not do it. Well, to me at least. Clearly that's not a very popular opinion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Requires actual effort to floss right. Requires 0.1 effort to hold the vibratey brush to my teeth for two minutes

[–] explodicle 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Invention question: would anyone here be willing to wear a ~perhaps frightening~ helmet that just does all the head hygiene stuff automatically?

[–] funkless_eck 2 points 8 hours ago

I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

At that point just get your teeth removed and buy dentures.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Let me introduce you to my friend depression. It makes self care way more difficult :)

Unfortunately neglecting self care makes the depression worse, which makes it harder to do self care.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I can't fit one of my giant mitts in my tiny mouth let alone the two required to properly hold floss. I hate using the disposable floss picks because of the plastic waste. So for a long time I could just never floss properly unless I wanted to make a pile of plastic waste.

I did get a water pick now though and that works nice. Also to all the people who say water picks don't clean as well as floss I say, you may be right but also that thing can blast limescale off of my sink so I'm pretty sure it does a good enough job on my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

Not my joke, but a good one:

Dentist: When was the last time these teeth have been flossed?

Patient: You should know, doc. You did it.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This, of course, is after the hygenist is done raking your gums with a prison shiv.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

... if your mouth is healthy, neither of these things hurt or bleed. The "shiv" is used to measure the pull away happening between your gums and teeth. If you brush/floss regularly, that gap will be small and not inflamed so it won't hurt or bleed. Likewise with flossing, your mouth is bleeding because it's fighting off an active infection in the gum tissue. If you flossed enough, there wouldn't be an infection there to fight and no bleeding would occur.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

That may be true in many cases, but some people have more sensitive gums, so it depends how skilled the hygienist is. When I last switched dentists, it was the first time I'd never bled during a visit. Prior dentists told me my oral health was good, but my gums were just very sensitive.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Never floss .... floss for three days leading up to dental visit

Dentist pokes around and makes my gums bleed

But I floss every day!

(this was me about ten years ago ... I floss every day now, mostly because I really, really, really hate seeing the dentist)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Smelling the floss after being in the Backcountry for a few weeks without floss (just a travel toothbrush and little time to use it), was all I needed to be a daily flosser for life.

Just be careful not to obliterate your gums from daily damage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I never understood why people are afraid of the dentist. Personally I like the feeling of a dentist prodding around in my mouth. Feels like getting a tooth massage, and then when you're done, they give you a large bottle of opiates for only $10! Never understood why they do that, but hey, cheap drugs.

I wish I could afford dental care so I could go more often.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

This gif is brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

When I was a kid, the shitty dentist we went to constantly shamed me about not doing a good job with my teeth and drilled and filled everything he could. We eventually went to a better dentist, but then I ultimately ended up with damage from orthodontics, followed by a couple decades of poverty and depression. I can't even describe the kind of anxiety I have over the thought of dental work. Yeah, my mouth is crap now, but I floss multiple times a day and brush regularly. It'll probably cost more than what I have in my retirement fund to fix my teeth.

BTW - when my kids were little I had a conversation with their dentist about the shape of teeth. Sounds like I was genetically fucked from the start with deeply grooved teeth that are extremely difficult to avoid cavities. So fuck my childhood dentist for seeding that shame and anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I like when they use the picks to get all the plaque out, then you feel your teeth with your tongue and you can feel all the sharp ridges that were dull from all the buildup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Try Waterpik. A game changer. I could never floss but waterpik is fast and easy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I will second this, I could never bother with the effort that is required to do wire floss correctly but I got a waterpik and I was able to do it regularly. I'm now to the point that I can use the highest pressure level without causing any gum bleeding so it's still strengthens your gums because 10 is nasty (on the countertop model)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I use the 10 setting to clean limescale off my sink. I'm pretty sure it could strip latex paint if you tried.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

C'mon, where's the trigger warning for folks with dental PTSD?

Also I came to post the Mitch Hedberg joke, that's a classic 😁

[–] [email protected] 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But seriously, my dental hygienist is pretty rough because my permanent retainer grows tartar like crazy, but I've never bled since I started flossing daily.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It looks years before my dental hygienist finally explained it properly for me.

Your gums are inflamed from fighting all the bacteria etc from not flossing. When your gums are inflamed, they're extra full of blood, so when you do floss, you bleed a whole bunch. It has nothing to do with "toughening up your gums".

I've flossed every day since and haven't had a problem.

Bonus tips: Tie a loop of floss so you can pull tension between two fingers without garroting/strangling your digits by wrapping a wire around them 8 times. Use proper Butlerweave floss instead of the plastic strip junk. The plastic slides over everything super easily, like the plaque and stuff you're meant to be removing. If you're having trouble getting in the habit, floss before you brush. It's easier to skip if it's added on after your normal routine. Also, if your life is so fast that you just don't have the time, you're probably not brushing your teeth long enough either. Dedicate 5 minutes a day to take care of the only (free) set of teeth you're going to get!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Genuine question: the fuck is butler weave floss?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

Butlerweave floss: A special woven thread construction removes plaque from between the teeth and beneath the gum line without shredding or breaking.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

Is it a bad sign when your hygienist doesn’t even bring it up anymore? 😅

“How’re your teeth?” “Well…I’ve been trying to-“ “Right…have a seat.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I decided during COVID to try to work on my health in whatever way I could get to stick. And I think flossing was my most successful endeavor. I did 2 things that really helped me ease into the habit: 1) I bought a water pik 2) I thought about what it is that keeps me from flossing and I let those things go. So I started off just using the water pik. I did that for about a year and sometimes I would forget, but I'd just hop back on it next time. Just doing this alone helped me to physically feel the difference in my mouth and after a bit, I didn't like how it felt if I forgot. After about a year I started using floss and this brings me to the things I needed to let go. I needed to learn how to use floss properly, but growing up poor, I would often get in trouble for using too much of something including floss. But some of my teeth are tight and I need a longer piece to get enough leverage. I also don't like being wasteful and didn't like using longer pieces especially since it's plastic waste. I decided to let all of those things go and just use big ass pieces of floss so I could learn how to do it properly. This helped a ton and over time as I got better, I used the water pik less and less and now primarily use floss every night. And now that I've learned how, I can use smaller pieces and also have switched to a more environmentally friendly floss. I would say this process took me about 2 years, but I don't have issues at the dentist anymore like bleeding gums or metal tools jabbing at me. It's made a big difference and helped me to look at other problems in a similar light: what's stopping me from doing this and how can I remove those barriers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Same thing here, also during the pandemic. Only difference on my end is I have also incorporated "Superfloss" into my flossing regimen since I find it easier to get under my permanent retainer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

For those that are curious about OP's quote

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 19 hours ago

Here's a joke my mom came up with,
"How often do you brush your teeth?"
"to-daily" (meaning literally just today but sounds like twice a day)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Dentist basically doing their CrossFit