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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Babies need to be inserted from birth? So people are still made the conventional way or does the nexus poop out babies and we need some people outside the nexus to throw them back in? Anon should try get on with nexus maintenance if he doesn't want to join.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

get in the flex neshus, shinji

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's basically the plot of EoE anyway.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

This is about trans folks ain't it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's about technological advancement and its augmentation of the human condition (think social media, phones, and the internet). There are people who resist these changes, often mislabelled as 'luddites' (the Luddites of the 19th century specifically opposed automation for its threat to jobs, but were reprehensive of all technology as a part of that).

This meme is just taking those who berate Luddites to their ultimate conclusion, which is a hive mind where all personal autonomy is lost, and it could be argued they cease to exist as a distinct individual. The flesh part of it is merely a means of making it more grotesque.

[–] taladar 3 points 1 week ago

The problem with that whole concept is that it is often criticized by going the other way, i.e. that everything old is better, when in reality neither everything new nor everything old is great and change has to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IDK, the first thing that came to my mind was an SCP where everyone started mushing into other people and making giant blobs because the sun (?) went crazy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Fucked me up for weeks. 10/10 excellent story.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

who knows... it's vague enough to be used to any kind of hate tbh. all we can say is it's about conformity

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

It's 4chan. When it's not transphobia, it's racism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was pretty obviously about the internet itself

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Its the "what do you mean babies shouldn't be integrated into the nexus from birth" and the "99.99% of individuals don't regret integration" bits that make me suspicious. Also it being 4chan. It being about the internet also makes a lot of sense though and I hope that was the intent

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That doesn't explain the "luddite" part, I feel.

[–] Classy 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Basically exactly the plot to SOMA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that an anime? I'm interested. I could Google it but I won't so don't leave me hanging.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit. I don't have time for games. I'll watch a YouTube video about it. Gaming for me these days consist of watching some YouTuber breakdown some game I've never heard of while I drift to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol same. "Bro you should play Elden Ring". I have maybe an hour a week where I could reasonably play games, it would take me a decade

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Not to judge too harshly (but I'm about to) but I spend a lot of my work time inside others homes and I constantly see grown ass men with kids and it's obvious their entire lives revolve around call of duty or fortnite and I'm like wtf? What job do you have that allows you time to play that stuff so intensely and still be a reasonable role model for your kids?? I'm partly jealous and partly wondering if they're even involved in shit outside of the gaming. I see it all the time, Dad is playing games while the kids are sitting in front of a tablet with headphones on at 2 in the afternoon on a fucking school day and they're in their underwear or just diapers. Backyard is a disaster filled with dog shit and toys that haven't been touched in months and I'm in there spraying pesticides to kill the bugs invading their house because no one in that family has even seen a broom less yet used one. These are upscale homes too, not some crack den. It's fucking depressing to me mostly because you can almost smell the dysfunction.

I know it's not everyone but it gets to me when I do see it because one day they're gonna wonder when that kid grew up and why they are so anti social with them or why no one talks to each other.

Rant over I guess. Harangue me if you all want, I know I just did, but I gave that shit up to be a kick ass dad to my daughter and help her discover her interests, not shoving mine in her face or neglecting her interests for my own. My parents sucked and I see a lot of kids who are gonna feel the same as me.

Long story short, I bet Elden ring is the shit so I'm gonna watch YouTube videos about in bed lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you might have some selection bias going on there if your job is to remove insect infestations from people's homes. Anyway Soma is a very story focused game so watching a playthrough is a valid alternative to playing it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My job is 95% just general maintenance. The ones I'm talking about are the rest. I recognize my bias, I admitted as much. Doesn't make me feel any different though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sorry to disappoint, but you're just getting props from me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, my daughter is just about 2 and I can't imagine being as disconnected as I've seen some parents be

[–] Classy 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I cede your point though I respectfully disagree. I am also a father, and I do not game (haven't in a couple years, really), but I do not see a problem with leisure activity as an adult. Why are you reading a book? Your child is awake. You shouldn't ever practice a craft, or go on a walk, or have date night, because otherwise you're not being a "kickass father" to your daughter. I would say your opinion is reactionary to having neglectful parents, and I empathize and I'm glad you've found a rewarding path to raise your child. I like to think that I am a good father, empathetic, authoritative, and yet I still take time to write, play guitar, fuck around online. Becoming a parent should not mean negating one's own desires and quality of life. Children are not parasites, they are individuals.

The people you describe are, I would say, aberrant and their behavior is not becoming of a good parent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m partly jealous and partly wondering if they’re even involved in shit outside of the gaming. I see it all the time, Dad is playing games while the kids are sitting in front of a tablet with headphones on at 2 in the afternoon on a fucking school day and they’re in their underwear or just diapers. Backyard is a disaster filled with dog shit and toys that haven’t been touched in months and I’m in there spraying pesticides to kill the bugs invading their house because no one in that family has even seen a broom less yet used one. These are upscale homes too, not some crack den. It’s fucking depressing to me mostly because you can almost smell the dysfunction.

Chef that works night shift. Probably has to work at 4pm. Spouse is gone doing some bullshit corporate customer service day job.

Most chefs I know always have nothing left at the end of the day and don't clean their house. Poor bastards. The cocaine they get is top notch though...

[–] Classy 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SOMA is a horror game/walking simulator (depends on the critic) about a man who has his brain scanned as he is dying of brain bleeding caused by a car accident months prior. By having his brain scanned, it actually copies his consciousness, and he ends up transported to a far flung apocalyptic future.

I don't want to spoil too much, it's an amazing game with fantastic dives into rather dense and challenging ethical and philosophical questions. My reference to this post was about the fact that, in the future, an artificial intelligence fashioned a sort of "flesh nexus"—the AI was given the sole task of preserving human life, and in its reasoning, if a person is dying, they can be converted into something different that will live on indefinitely.

PLEASE, either go play the game (it's not extremely long) or watch a good let's play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds amazing

[–] mindbleach 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ah! That's the name of the SCP short story right?

[–] Gullible 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is there something behind this premise? I’m noticing it more and more lately, between Elden ring, ender lilies, assorted flesh and/or consciousness blobs in D&D, fullmetal alchemist, etc.. Have there always been stories about horrific amalgamations of humanity pulled together in a state between malignant rage and maddening existential horror? Or is this a recent thought?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe it's just a view of humanity eventually evolving towards a hive mind that's a single consciousness.

It's not really new. The concept exists in sci fi. First case seems to be in 'The Human Termites' in David H. Keller's 1929 'Wonder Stories' (according to Wikipedia). The specific idea of the flesh nexus is mostly just an evolution of that.

[–] Gullible 5 points 1 week ago

All things considered, that’s incredibly recent. It’s essentially modern folklore, and that’s absolutely fascinating to me. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Some more examples of the trope: the antagonists of the Scholomance books, and of The Interface Series

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

idk it kinda looks cozy in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

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