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At first they pinged Dell but I said nothing because I had a 28kBs modem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

laughs in Québecois

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

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🗿rule🗿 (startrek.website)
 
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Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My retirement franchise!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the saga continues

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

As a pervert, yes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 
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Rulema (startrek.website)
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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