Otis, when the safety brakes failed.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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Temba, his arms wide.
I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.
Thank-you?
You.
It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.
This is a good remainder.
Thank-you?
You.
Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.
Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?
More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.
I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.
I have been enlightened.
The more you read the worse it gets
Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?
Belly button, Thank you
Your welcome
The intention was there, just not the structure.
This is clearly a Sunny reference
Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.
Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.
do you smell burnt hair?
no but i do smell toast
Please fully open half, thank you? You.
Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly
This is far too coherent to be Charlie.
Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.
Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.
This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me
Thank-you?
No, YOU!!!
Just like ma used to say
Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.
My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom