Never have colons around pinis. Unless you're into that stuff..

Mirror

I choose to act like it was deliberate

Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

Once you've booked your spirit

Have some sympathy, mr whale did him 💔

Fun fact: This is the post that was the reason I created this sub. And hence also the first post on this sub.

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

It always sounds like smth sexual is implied. Either my brain is broken or my brain is broken

I actually have the child here in the corner of the room bawling his eyes out at the cruelty!

(Also i'm not op this was posted on reddit by the 'kid', who has since grown 16 years)

Knight to d5. Fork the king and queen (youre welcome)