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[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the Garfield breast reduction meme

[–] FreshLight 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this meme was a person, I would fuck it. Only if it consents ofc..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm less particular

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

About the personhood or the consent?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

wholesome

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm most disturbed by the lack of colons on the third, fifth and sixth lines.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never have colons around pinis. Unless you're into that stuff..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nut gayez less kisning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It’s pronounced “‘Strayn”.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I cri evritym

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i havn stronk

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

What indeed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

h i

        **Bingus**
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

tesseract transcription:

Teen Anxt * 1 hour ago

Boy: im going pinis surgery

Girl: ok i love you

Boy love tou t2 bby

Boy wak upo see doc no gf

Boy; where my gf

Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis

Boy: what

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