this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That is one of the most poorly written sentences that I have ever read.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was just me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one actually hurts my head.

[–] Meho_Nohome 2 points 1 year ago

It makes other parts of my body feel better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It always sounds like smth sexual is implied. Either my brain is broken or my brain is broken

[–] avocado 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think I brained my damage

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I think there ever before once I got want when there before because then I did

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Stop it! I know don't it's if high am because I

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never too early for a stroke

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

OP's blood flow has been heavily diverted from their brain

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I find these kind of sentences interesting. If you just string a random selection of words togethe it's immediately recognisable as nonsense, but something about this means my brain insists that it makes sense...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

you should immediately check in with the er to rule out a stroke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If your girl is this like that when she so, and you see til her friend not him cooking probably, you explain the proper way of cooking to her, since her friend is correct. Whatever she's doing with eggs and pineapples isn't likely to be good, especially if that stove's burner is boiling a dry carton of eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably, why not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's portably