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[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fuck this stupid censoring trend. So cringe.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

FπŸ…±οΈck this stπŸ…±οΈpid censoring trend*

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (7 children)

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

[–] Jax 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How could you do this!?!? Think of the investors!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

joins indie social media to be free from corporate censorship

look inside

.ml is censoring swear words

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Noize noize noize…

[–] reev 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I fucked your mooooom

Edit: It's literally in the song y'all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Fat, Damn, Oh Hell No!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Just another famous bit that is reasonably well known, though probably not as well known as Carlin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Fart, turd, and twat. Come on, does nobody know the rest of the lyrics?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just to get around Instagram/Facebook/Xitter filters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah I figured. But for one, why use a platform if it treats you like a toddler?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I feel alternately sad and disbelieving when I see this one. The poster is either fake, or obviously lacking in a basic education. This goes beyond stupidity, and speaks rather to someone who wasn't given any schooling, and is spelling entirely by sound. The latter just makes me sad.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ya, this is bate; no one is thes bad, evrey misteak seams delibrit..

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

coulda done 'quay' for 'key'

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe. But if you image someone with a deep accent, only fundamental reading skills, spelling words by sound... if you read it out loud it almost sounds rural Kentucky, or Tennessee.

Although, I don't know how they came up with "gledding," unless that's how they learned it by hearing it. It's consistently wrong, and no amount of accent accounts for it.

Ooo! I now what it sounds like! Have you ever seen the parody YouTube series "Precious Plum?" It reads like someone with that accent spelling by how they say the words.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gelding is what they mean and a 1 character transposition happens by accident all the tiem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I know what they mean; I've owned horses before. It's that they transpose multiple times, and I can't imagine mispronouncing that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's... A good point. I had missed the second instance somehow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Eh. My wife's with you: she thinks it's a troll, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Interestingly enough, it often maeks the same sound.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My first impression is that it feels fake because of:

when kids our on him

our -> are

Come try are boy

are -> our

Maybe it depends on accent but "are" and "our" are homophones in my accent and if you spelled by sound you'd likely spell "our" as "are" ..i cant help but feel like it's intentionally increasing the mistake counter :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You're probably right. I'd rather that you were right; like I said, a troll is less depressing than the alternative.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

21% of US adults are illiterate in English, mostly coming from rural areas and predominantly Spanish-speaking areas (Spanish speakers account for only around 1/3 of those illiterate in English on average). My state (Georgia) has an adult English illiteracy rate of 23.6% :)

And yes, I have known PLENTY of people who write like this (or worse than this), I have too much first-hand experience to immediately doubt this

On the other hand, it shows how a primary language having very inconsistent&non-phonetic spelling completely fucks up the literacy average... in a language like Spanish, Polish, or Finnish, being poorly literate makes very little sense, at least in the sense of "correctly associating written words with spoken words"; for the most part it's a binary can or can't, if you know the basics then you can write everything you say and say everything you read with few exceptions (and even with these exceptions, it ends up being close enough to easily recognize still). You know your writing system is fucked up when spelling contests exist for it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Agreed.

On the other hand, it shows how a primary language having very inconsistent&non-phonetic spelling completely fucks up the literacy average

One of my biggest English pet-peeves. The other is "living language" revisionists who argue that language should be allowed to evolve, thereby validating any faddish slang that's used; and so-called "dictionaries" like those hacks at Merriam-Webster who'll add anything to their English dictionary as long as one of their editors heard the word used in the radio once.

OED is the only English dictionary of any repute.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is an interesting mix of β€œhorse people” who tend to have money and thus education and a really stupid person. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People who own horses are either rich as sin or poor as dirt and there is literally zero in between

[–] Kecessa 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And very often they're poor as dirt because they have horses. I analyzed a colleague's finances with her and the only reason she has to work overtime every week is because of her horses, her reaction was to build what she needs to keep them at home and she then bought another horse because she now has money to spare because she doesn't need to pay rent anymore...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Saving is for people who don't want to round the day out having to step through doors sideways because exercising all the horses yourself instead of the staff at the stables leaves you so wide bow legged you occasionally get set up on sticks as a limbo pole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I know there are many people out there who are this level of illiterate, but the title of this makes me relieved that it's almost certainly a joke post.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How does someone so bad at spelling have the money for a horse and land?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You actually see a lot more horse ownership in poor, rural locations than in wealthy ones.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

GENTILE!

They mean gentile, not whatever it says now.

Was a bit worried there for a sec.

[–] ephrin 16 points 5 months ago

Copy that, horse is not Jewish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Money me, money now. Me a money, needing a lot now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That could be a pop song

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

People on the internets like to laugh at the Cornish accent ? Maybe ? :-D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

tesseract transcription (fixed a bit + gimp included):

Posted: 5 days ago
huge genital horse - $750

You will smile when you rid on this sweat
gledding. Every body all ways comments on
his genitalness an they love him. He is a
gledding so no worries about pregnancy. HE
really licks when kids our on him. We use him
for trials. He's 15.5 hands and 5 years old. He
is yellowish color. Write home is empowertant,
Come try are boy. We can bored him hear to if
you lick. Thanks you