this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Wasn't that entire page, including sidebars and footer and such, only the letter "A" repeated in the mid-to-late 2000s? Wikis really are a declining medium.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hahahahahaha, oh man, that's awesome

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Seeing Daenerys Targaryen and the 11th Doctor, the silly one with the fez, with guns feels all kinds of wrong..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can’t tell whether this is AI. Society is crumbling and I’m here staring at a cartoon man’s bulge to try to discern his origin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Even worse than ai...

[–] Awesomo85 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "AHH"?!

[–] YungOnions 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's a rubber gun anyway. There is a seam the goes continuously through the top of the barrel, front sight post, and top rail.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

at least they have trigger discipline

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Baldwin made everyone learn

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I guess guns do kill people

[–] dxc 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GNNNNNUUUAAAAAAAAAAA is ENNNNNOOOOOUUUUGGHH but in Austrian

[–] lurch 1 points 3 days ago

It's also the cry of people being chased by Richard Stallman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Explain the context please.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Publicity photos from Terminator Genisys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How is he holding and firing that gun with one hand? Does it have zero recoil?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Spoiler but he's a terminator

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Could it be a flame thrower, maybe?