Awesomo85

joined 4 months ago
[–] Awesomo85 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean....it technically fits the macros.

[–] Awesomo85 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"It's ok to lie about things! Truth can be bent as long as it serves the mindset that I have! All you got to do is label everything fascist! Then lying or presenting falsehoods is righteous!!!!"

All they had to do was NOT present this organization as "non-partisan" and the article would have held credibility.

But who the fuck needs credibility?! My opinion is righteous and just!!

[–] Awesomo85 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Captain: Who is that man over there on shore dancing around and pumping his fist up and down?

First Mate: Ugh......that's Thrasyllus, Sir.....a local madman. Pay him no mind sir.

Captain: He seems quite happy to see us.

First Mate: Yes sir. He has been there doing.....whatever that is every time I've come to port. Best we pay him no mind.

Captain: He seems to be miming. Looks like he is blowing on a horn. Do you think he wants us to signal him?

First Mate: Sir, please it's best we just igno.....

Captain: He certainly is lively. Give him a toot on the horn!

First Mate: Sir, plea....

Captain: OH GO ON!!

First Mate: Sigh.....yes sir.

Thrasyllus: https://youtu.be/6lutNECOZFw?t=34

[–] Awesomo85 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"The non-partisan group"

HAHAHAHA!!! Fuck off!!

[–] Awesomo85 3 points 5 days ago

I believe the official terminology is "Santorum".

[–] Awesomo85 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

NOOOOOOO!!!! What the hell am I supposed to do with this useless PC now?!

[–] Awesomo85 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Petite feet, feminine step! Sounds just like a lady when he walks into the room!

https://youtu.be/kDg0dklwW5g?si=wZe2ZMawobAbQlES

[–] Awesomo85 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thoughts of how I was gullible enough to fall for the Columbia House scheme.

Great album though.

[–] Awesomo85 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In solidarity, I'm going to start wearing latex shorts that clearly outline my pen.....and I'm arrested immediately.

Either sexuality is taboo or it's not. Unfortunately, it is still taboo.

 

I've never been able to afford such an up-to-date card. I know it's not the latest and greatest, but it's the best I have ever been able to afford!

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