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this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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For everything else, there's MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Hotel? Trivago
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven't seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
Not this again
Not ~~this~~ piss again
Actual strawman just dropped
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
What a terrible day to have eyes...
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
This ain't a shitpost. It's a pisspost.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful ~~cello~~ double bass sounds.
Instead my sounds exactly like I'm playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?... I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don't forget that it's just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
That is a cello, it's Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
No, no no no no!
That's painful sounding
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You'll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
*in church
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
Is that where the name comes from?