this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Howdy ho.

He says 'howdy ho' to me.

[–] SapphironZA 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Illustrations by"... 💩

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hahaha thank you for sharing, I may just have to get this book now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My friend had this at his house that I visited while on a layover and I actually wanna read more so might get one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a GE recently and he said the ideal pool consistency is the soft serve kind. That's the gold standard I've been working to maintain by eating more fiber from fruits and veggies.

[–] maccentric 2 points 1 week ago

Psyllium will do this within 24 hours (at least for me it does)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

stumbled upon this while shitting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

True shitposting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hehe 'loads'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, what did your poo tell you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whispered sweet nothings to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ahh, so it was talking shit then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

What a shit book

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My poop told me to stop eating Fiber 1 bars for a while, and it was right. I haven't shit a cow patty in two days now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Instead of Josh Richmond my semiawake brain initially saw Richard Stallman and I was very confused for a moment.