The navy attracts weirdos because of all the seamen.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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Is concubine the correct term? Wouldn't it be "a harem of twink concubines"?
The guy who said it probably doesn't grammar all that well anyway.
He posts on NCD, we can only expect so much
At best, we can expect nothing; so that we are always delighted with what comes forth.
If you set the bar low enough, a punch in the face can make your day.
It would be catamites.
That is a great obscure word, but catamite generally implies religion… if he’s mandalorian, I’d say that’s a bingo.
I'd have a concubine of twinks if social media didn't exist
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I'm...not sure how that would work.
A harem of twinks, maybe?
Some sort of giant concubine assembled from 5 small twinks as seen in shows like Transformers or Power Rangers?
Given that they could be food as well, probably more like a twink farm.
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/78cba939-2e6a-4611-bb85-fc85b1bd46fe.png
EDIT: Oh, wait. I'd been ignoring all this, didn't realize that there was some sort of cannibalism aspect to this, misinterpreted you. Huh.
A concubine is a single female person who cohabits (lives with) a male, is sexually involved with a male, but not married.
Its a singular noun. Spec Ops man is not using the term correctly.
Harem is basically when you have either multiple wives, concubines, or mixture of both.
It would have at least made grammatical sense if he'd said that.
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Basically, what Mr Spec Ops is attempting to describe is an isekai harem anime show, where the twist is its a gay bear and a bunch of femboy twinks.
You can have male concubines but otherwise yeah
You are correct, I did not know that the same term is used for males as well.
Male concubines seem to be pretty rare and exceptional historically, compared to female concubines, excepting Rome, Greece and the Ottoman Empire.
Basically, what Mr Spec Ops is attempting to describe is an isekai harem anime show, where the twist is its a gay bear and a bunch of femboy twinks.
The Threadiverse definitely needs an analog to Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence.
EDIT: Heh. Apparently the social media post that started the NCD response went on there 25 minutes ago.
Other than the Mr Spec Ops bit that is probably not new.
The worst thing is that this is based on a true story...
DEVGR-ew
What's this in reference to?
Some guys posted that they voted for Harris and in response the guy who shot Osama or something told them they would be his concubines if there were no social media
Correction: he claims to have shot Bin Laden. There's a couple of other Navy SEALs that also make the claim, but the State Department doesn't confirm or deny any of them
Whether it was him or one of the other guys, one thing is clear; This gay guy wants to fuck twinks harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden.