this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
1010 points (97.2% liked)

memes

15735 readers
3447 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] DScratch 266 points 8 months ago (24 children)

Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Its also wash out bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There's still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don't need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren't super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Username checks tf out.
o7

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands

load more comments (22 replies)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who rinses things to remove bacteria? I just want to remove dirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

We tell ourselves these lies, as we fear the truth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Only because you don't like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it's dirty, and dirty things aren't good for us (because of bacteria...).

[–] zarkanian 12 points 8 months ago

Eating a little bit of dirt probably won't hurt you, but it is unpleasant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Also because gritty lettuce makes a salad I don't eat. Spinach is the worst . . . plus it seems to have Listeria from time to time . . . 3.2 second wash minimum

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago (15 children)

You wash because of the pesticides.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You wash it because of the ratlungworm that raw snail and slug can give you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh fuuuuck. Nature is crazy 😬

Shit like this is why I don't believe there's a god

load more comments (13 replies)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bodies are pretty OK with dietary bacteria. Same goes for dirt, bugs, and Will Arnett.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is ... Is that Will Arnett?? Or am I missing the joke?? It doesn't look like him to me.

[–] blargbluuk 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

This is Mark Hoppus from Blink-182

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Oh damn, you’re right! I skimmed past thinking it was one of these lol

Yeah no idea who that is in OP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's mark hoppus from blink-182

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.

It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] where_am_i 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you'll puke the entire night. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You're getting soil and bugs.

Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won't make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do you even mean? Obviously, you are washing off all the bacteria that is in the soil and the bugs. It doesn't make it sterile, but rinsing makes the overall amout of bacteria significantly lower....

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

Who spunks on a salad?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Men of culture (bacterial)

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

The level of idiocy needed to think that the reason you rinse it is to kill bacteria is disturbing to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I just don't like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don't even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Here’s me raw dogging my salads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are customers visiting my company. I was washing my hand in the bathroom sink when one of them, after doing his business, put his left hand behind, opened the faucet with the right, wet his fingers, closed the faucet, and left. Disgusting piece of shit.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

🎶 "All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt" 🎶

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

If you can't scrub every lettuce leaf with borax before you eat it, you don't even deserve a salad.

load more comments
view more: next ›