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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

There are customers visiting my company. I was washing my hand in the bathroom sink when one of them, after doing his business, put his left hand behind, opened the faucet with the right, wet his fingers, closed the faucet, and left. Disgusting piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

If you can't scrub every lettuce leaf with borax before you eat it, you don't even deserve a salad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

All the - small things.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Who rinses things to remove bacteria? I just want to remove dirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

We tell ourselves these lies, as we fear the truth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Only because you don't like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it's dirty, and dirty things aren't good for us (because of bacteria...).

[–] zarkanian 10 points 18 hours ago

Eating a little bit of dirt probably won't hurt you, but it is unpleasant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Also because gritty lettuce makes a salad I don't eat. Spinach is the worst . . . plus it seems to have Listeria from time to time . . . 3.2 second wash minimum

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago

The level of idiocy needed to think that the reason you rinse it is to kill bacteria is disturbing to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.

It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

If you really think about it your liver is just a massive collection of bacteria

[–] where_am_i 31 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you'll puke the entire night. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You're getting soil and bugs.

Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won't make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What do you even mean? Obviously, you are washing off all the bacteria that is in the soil and the bugs. It doesn't make it sterile, but rinsing makes the overall amout of bacteria significantly lower....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Yes I suppose that's true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Clearly you haven't heard of rat lungworm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Sure, if you live somewhere with parasitic worms you should take extra care. Still, you aren't cleaning bacteria off anything with water.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

Who spunks on a salad?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Men of culture (bacterial)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Horus for one

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[–] DScratch 261 points 1 day ago (24 children)

Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its also wash out bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There's still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don't need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren't super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean that only seems like it'd be true if oil isn't involved, since running water over something coated with oil seems like it'd do pretty much nothing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.

Fwiw I'm not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We're too poor for that lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

Username checks tf out.
o7

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I just don't like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don't even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (15 children)

You wash because of the pesticides.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You wash it because of the ratlungworm that raw snail and slug can give you.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

You're thinking of vinegar. Soak them in vinegar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Baking soda is sodium bicarbonate. Dissolving it in water will increase its pH. I'm not sure if that works for killing bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Bodies are pretty OK with dietary bacteria. Same goes for dirt, bugs, and Will Arnett.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

🎶 "All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt" 🎶

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

🎶 "Norovirus sucks" 🎶

🎶 "I know" 🎶

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